Lots’a Luck, Rudy

Grifters Gotta Grift

H/T Scissorhead DCap

Ex-Prznint Stupid’s Stupidest Lawyer ™ Rudy Giuliani is trying to get his Accounts Receivable to receive payment from Lord Damp Nut’s Accounts Payable:

“As a federal investigation into Rudy Giuliani escalates, his advisers have been pressing aides to former President Donald Trump to reach into a $250 million war chest to pay Mr. Giuliani for his efforts to overturn the results of the 2020 election on Mr. Trump’s behalf.

“The pressure from Mr. Giuliani’s camp has intensified since FBI agents executed search warrants at Mr. Giuliani’s home and office last week, according to people familiar with the discussions, and comes as Mr. Giuliani has hired new lawyers and is facing his own protracted — and costly — legal battles.”

Lots’a luck, Rudy: many have tried, all have failed. But then again, you could rat him out if he doesn’t pay up. You got some leverage.

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5 Responses to Lots’a Luck, Rudy

  1. LOL!!

    Rudy, Rudy, Rudy…surely you know that TFG only pays for performace (and then only when he can’t just welsh on the deal altogether. Whattya gonna do? Sue him??? ), and you neither got Ukraine to fork over the dirt on the Bidens, nor came anywhere near getting the election overturned.

    The moment you stood at that makeshift podium by the loading dock between the funeral parlor and the dildo shoppe, you should have realized you weren’t getting a dime outta TFG’s pocket.

    You shoulda been siphoning off the cash before it reached TFG’s pockets like a proper TFG-adjacent goombah.

    That’s the only way anyone has ever actually made money around that putz.

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  2. Ten Bears says:

    Cracks me up is LDN has repeatedly stated Rudy wasn’t working for him, that he was volunteering, was doing this on his own … LDN was setting Rudy up all along, and Rudy just doesn’t see it.

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