News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 3, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News

Please remember that churches are tax-exempt because preachers are not allowed to talk politics from the pulpit:

The Easter Bunny would like to have a word with the prophet Bullock:

Easter Surpise!

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6 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Czippie L'Shimp says:
    May 3, 2021 at 6:49 pm

    Big talk from a guy who pretends there is someone in the sky who cares about your “sins”.

    Might as well pray to a guy nailed to a stick…

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    • Pharmakeus Ubik says:
      May 3, 2021 at 8:59 pm

      That whole nailed to a cross thing has been blown all out of proportion. It is well known that Yosef and his sons ran a carpentry business. One day his sons were indulging in some horseplay and Yeshua’s smock got nailed to a cross beam. That’s it, no blood even. Mary ended up breaking her favorite wooden spoon trying to beat some discipline into the boys Tr00 story..

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      • Ten Bears says:
        May 4, 2021 at 12:45 am

        The actual translation is more like “fix-it-man”, jack of all trades master of none, that of course when King James wrote the book became “Carpenter”. Good story though, as plausible as any other.

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  2. MDavis says:
    May 3, 2021 at 8:31 pm

    Seems that it is more difficult to withdraw tax exempt status from “churches” who violate the rules that qualify them for tax exempt status as it is to impeach a high level official, especially impeach and remove a traitorous jerk.
    (no offense meant to birds)

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  3. Ten Bears says:
    May 4, 2021 at 12:46 am

    Solution to all of our problems: burn the banks, burn the bars, burn the churches.

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    • revzafod says:
      May 4, 2021 at 5:54 pm

      I beg to differ in one instance. As Reverend Zafod Rockatansky of the Church of the Subgenius, our church has always paid taxes, so please don’t burn Rev Ivan Stang’s ranch in Glen Rose, TX.
      Learn about the church here and buy/rent the movie if you can find it now.:

      Before the showing I saw locally.

      See that telescope in the BG at 0:43? I loaned it to him for a few years.
      Then go to Subgenius.com and join and become a certified minister of the one true church that will be your only salvation when the X-Men come down to destroy the Earth.

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