Coming To A Town Near You: Gaetz and Greene’s Bobbing For RINOs World Tour!

This is the oddest coupling of the year (so far):

Gaetz, Greene plan national tour to call out RINOs

Matt Gaetz is going on tour. With Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Rocked by a steady stream of leaks about a federal investigation into alleged sex crimes, the Florida congressman is planning to take his case on the road by holding rallies across the nation with Greene, another lightning rod member of Congress.

As you may recall, The Daily Beast reported that Gaetz’ wingman and noted pimp (ALLGED!) Joel Greenberg, who (ALLEGEDLY!) procured women —and in at least one instance, a girl— whom the congressman (ALLEGEDLY) paid for sex,  wrote a letter/confession in which he detailed the many, Many, MANY sex crimes (ALLEGED!) committed by the two men, as part of his failed attempt to buy a pardon from Lord Damp Nut with the help of Roger Stone, you know the pardoned felon with the Nixon tramp stamp across his back.

(Retail value of a pardon: $250K Ameros, in case you are wondering.)

Greenberg says that he confronted the girl, who “apologized and recognized that by lying about her age, she endangered many people.”  In other words the pimp blamed the woman for entrapping the johns (himself and Gaetz), and ain’t that convenient.

But it gets more foul:

Greenberg claimed that there was no further contact with her until she turned 18, and then boy-howdy, did he and Gaetz procure her again, and remarkably, they still used assorted payment apps for their transactions, complete with receipts. Super-geniuses the lot of ’em.

We bring up the lurid stuff with an underaged girl for one reason: Gaetz will be presently touring the country with Marjorie Taylor Greene, the representative from Q-Anon. And as you know, Q-Anon is all about fighting the pedophiles who sex up the children and then eat them for their vital juices.

I understand what benefit Gaetz gets from flooding the zone, but I do not understand what benefit Pedo-Avenger Greene gets from it. I know that she has time on her hands having been stripped of her committee assignments, and sure, she gets to publicly ass kiss Lord Damp Nut, but doesn’t this sort of negate her mission?



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10 Responses to Coming To A Town Near You: Gaetz and Greene’s Bobbing For RINOs World Tour!

  1. Ten Bears says:

    Both are fairly open about their sexual … ahhhh, proclivities, I wonder if this is getting the taxpayers to pay for a fling? Be honest, I think she’s eat him right up.

    Like one of them stick-bugs …

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  2. MDavis says:

    You joke, yes?
    You assume that her mission is what she claims it is in order to amuse us, and perhaps give us ammunition if we find ourselves at one of these rallyes.
    Real mission? Post more videos of herself exercising, using bad form and get payments from hard-up rubes. Allegedly. But then once she goes so far off mission, one must speculate. It would be irresponsible not to.

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  3. Wesley Sandel says:

    It’s like I’ve passed through a time warp and gone back to when I was growing up in segregated Mississippi.

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  4. w3ski4me says:

    Funny thing about q-balls. They only care about Democrats that are rumored to be into pedophilia. Any Rethug caught with his pants down is basically unnoticeable.
    Funnier still since most pedos seem to be Rethugs. Just saying.
    Marjorie and Gaetz, what a pair of nincompoops.

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    • Wesley Sandel says:

      Google “handy list of republican sex offenders.” As near as I can tell, it’s all projection on their part and pedophilia is a Republican character trait.

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      • CalicoJack says:

        Ew! You used handy in a sentence with GQP sex offenders!

        Proofread people, proofread! You can’t expect your browser’s spelling and grammar checker to catch everything.

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  5. roket says:

    Can’t wait to hear what these two wunderkinder call RINOs. So far, the closest I can determine is; a republican who actually believes in the rule of law. Geesh.

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  6. muttpupdad says:

    How better for the QPedoAvenger to keep an eye on her parties current highist ranked Pedo.

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  7. CalicoJack says:

    There you go again! Using logic to try to understand the irrational. The goal is not consistency. The goal is fame and fortune and continuing the chaotic mess that covers the GQP’s destruction of our democracy.

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