H/T @NamelessCynic on the tweeter
“We promise to evict them before you move in.”
What could go wrong?
So what do you call a chicken that turned into a ghost? A poultrygeist
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(insert Carey Grant “get out” meme here)
Oy vey, get the hook!
In a seller’s market, the buyer is usually responsible for paying for the exorcism?
I bet this sentence was lifted from the Bidens’ Inauguration moving day briefing.
If you want haunted, that’ll run you about $10 thousand more.
“Not haunted?” Where’s the fun in THAT?
Ghost and Mr. Chicken was on last night. “Taro, caro, salamund,” the spiritualists chanted between “Attaboy, Luther!” Apropos. The haunted sign is advertising gold; everyone who saw it has the realtor’s number.
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