‘Dumb, Actually’

H/T Scissorhead Skinny-D

There’s a Rom-Com in here somewhere, right?

Capitol rioter arrested after being turned in by match on online dating app Bumble

The Justice Department has charged a Capitol rioter who was turned in by someone he matched with on the dating app Bumble, after he bragged about his exploits on January 6.

According to court documents, one week after the attack, Robert Chapman of New York told one of his Bumble matches that “I did storm the Capitol” and said that he “made it all the way into Statuary Hall.” He also claimed that he was interviewed by members of the media.

Talk about a meet-cute misunderstanding!

According to screenshots in court filings, Chapman also posted to Facebook before the January 6 insurrection that he was traveling to the “District of Criminality,” referring to Washington, DC. And on the day of the attack, he allegedly posted, “I’M F—IN INSIDE THE CRAPITOL.”

Incriminating social media posts like these have become a hallmark of the Capitol riot investigation. In dozens of cases, prosecutors quoted rioters’ posts from Facebook, Twitter, TikTok, Parler, Snapchat, and other sites where they bragged about their alleged crimes.

So it is a Rom-Com thing, right? Boy meets girl, boy brags about crime. In the right hands, with the right actors,  this could be boffo box-office! Or maybe it’s a crime drama?

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7 Responses to ‘Dumb, Actually’

  1. RomCom/Crime drama…either way they’ll have to steal the Law and Order stinger :


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  2. sos says:

    Bummbling — seems apropos.

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  3. Ten Bears says:

    Them wemin, they’ll git’cha everytime …

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  5. Bruce388 says:

    All that bragging and she wouldn’t go out with him before she turned him in.


  6. CalicoJack says:

    Howdy y’all!
    It’s a rom-crime dramady for sure, but, only if the Three Stooges are playing the lead.



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