The Big Lie, Continued

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Meanwhile, in the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan…

Cyber Ninjas, hired by Arizona Senate to recount Maricopa County’s ballots, asks court to keep its procedures secret

First off, Cyber Ninjas is a hysterical name that about 20 years ago would have involved mutant turtles. Secondly, really?

Lawyers for Cyber Ninjas, the Florida-based company the Arizona Senate hired to lead a recount of Maricopa County’s 2.1 million general election ballots, are asking a judge to keep secret its procedures for the recount and shut out the public as well as the press from a hearing in which the documents might be discussed.

Let the beauty of this sink-in for just a moment: Sun-stroked Arizona hired a Floriduh Man to do what, now?

Judge Christopher Coury asked the company on Friday to turn over its plans and procedures amid concerns about the security of the county’s ballots and voter privacy.

But the company argued on Sunday that filing the documents in court publicly would compromise the security of its recount. And it argued that the records include protected trade secrets. The company also maintained that the documents are protected by legislative privilege, as it is working on behalf of the state Senate.

In other words, if people watched them, then the Cyber Ninjas would not be able to eff the rat.

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10 Responses to The Big Lie, Continued

  1. osirisopto says:

    Isn’t this something like the 65th time they’ve tried to overturn the 2020 presidential election?

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  2. Weird Dave says:

    This ‘audit’ is ongoing as we speak. You can watch it (in low res) here. https://azaudit.org/

    There’s a lot more I could say but I’ll just shake my head in disgust.

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  3. Oh this is a gar-fucking-gantuan clusterfuck of a shitstorm wrapped in a puke-nado.

    We already know they came equipped with black and blue pens, so yes, they’re forging/altering/spoiling votes. The Press has been banned, they’re only hiring MAGAt’s as “observers”. They’re being paid by Putin Sputnik TV ONe Russia Amerikkka TV. They’re going to go out to intimidate voters to demand to know whow they voted.

    And a corrupt judge demanded that the only way to stop it was to post a one million dollar bond.

    They are openly smashing the democratic process in front of our eyes and daring us to do something bout it.

    If you ever wondered what you would have done in 1932 Germany…NOW IS THE TIME TO FIND OUT.

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    • MDavis says:

      And here is where the packed SCOTUS earns their seats.

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    • Meremark says:

      Later that same weekend that judge recused himself with former clerk now a ninja but. You’d think they’d not notice. The $1,000,000 deposit depends on tomorrow’s hearing before new judge.

      In Arizona I skip 1932 (Germany) going back to 1895 Geronimo where we sent the US Army to deal with the deplorables…

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  4. Dennis Cole says:

    Oh, the heartbreak of Cybermyalgia….

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  5. spotthedog says:

    It appears Cyber Ninjas was created in 2015, led by a pro-TFG nut, and they’ve never done this sort of an ‘audit’ before. Apologies if any of this was previously stated.

    And it is extremely alarming IMO.

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  6. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Ah, yes, Republican transparency in action!

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