You couldn’t make this up if you tried. The noted DC Gossip sheet, Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) email thingie breathlessly tells us (all emphasis theirs):
THE HOUSE is out this week, but HOUSE REPUBLICANS are in Orlando, Fla., for their annual retreat. The day’s lineup includes breakout sessions on how to work with the media, led by former White House press secretaries ARI FLEISCHER and SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS…
Because if you want to know how to work with the media, the GOP immediately turns to world-class liars: Iraq War Pimp Ari Fleischer (who last held a White House press conference nearly 20 years ago) and Elmira Gantry Huckabee Sanders, who lied and insulted her way through press briefings until she unilaterally decided not to waste her time doing her job, praise Jeebus. They couldn’t get Raggedy Anthrax, er, Kayleigh McEnany because she’s probably still on Fox News (I have not bothered to check).
…They’ll also have sessions on health care, security and energy and keynote addresses from RNC Chair RONNA MCDANIEL and conservative commentator BEN SHAPIRO.
Ronna ROMNEY McDaniels who famously gave up her maiden name at the request of Lord Damp Nut, and Tiny Ben last seen fondling his wood in a parking lot, you know, to pwn the Libs.