One Lump of Stupid or Two, Rand Paul

“Which dimension am I in today?”

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can happen at the same time or never has something to say to Dr Fauci and President Handsome Joe Biden:

And we should note that to this day Rand Paul famously refuses to be vaccinated.

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10 Responses to One Lump of Stupid or Two, Rand Paul

  1. Boris says:

    “And we should note that to this day Rand Paul famously refuses to be vaccinated.”

    Not famously enough’ he’s not dead yet.

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    • Jimmy T says:

      Karma’s lesser known brother goes by the name of Natural Selection. If you think Karma’s a bitch, then we will end up holding more than a few beers…

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  2. sos says:

    If Rando doesn’t change the oil on his head*, he could go on TV an spontaneously combust.

    *I’m skeptical of calling it “hair”.

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  3. he should kiss Ted Nugent.

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  4. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    What the hell is up with their obsession with burning masks? They’d rather burn crosses.


  5. spotthedog says:

    I am recalling what some of these same RWNJ mouthpieces would have been saying about waterboarding a few years ago; its not a big deal, not really torture, a minor discomfort. So if they could be convinced to think of mask-wearing as like being waterboarded without the water, they would realize by their own rational consistency (sarcasm intended) its certainly not such a big deal.


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