In a move that should shock no one, nepotism enthusiast Lord Damp Nut has hired one of his idiot children —I should be specific here, Junior Mints— to be an advisor:
Former President Donald Trump has elevated his son Donald Trump Jr. to an unofficial new role inside his orbit as he weighs the idea of a comeback presidential bid in 2024 that would require him to maintain a vise grip on the Republican base for any chance of success.
Behind the scenes, Trump’s eldest son has emerged as one of the former president’s chief political advisers, according to multiple sources who are close to Trump or involved with his political operation. Like his brother-in-law Jared Kushner, who spent much of the last four years attempting to steer the Trump show from inside the West Wing, Trump Jr. has been working closely with his father’s team to ensure the next iteration of the 45th President’s political career is running smoothly and that his father is endorsing reliably conservative candidates.
Junior Mints has never worked outside of the Trump Crime Family. We’re wondering what he and Twizzler will do once Daddy Dearest goes to the Great Grease Fire.
Hilarity ensues. “Exit stage, pursued by a bear,” comes to mind.