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Mom: Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field.
Son: What’s that got to do with anything?
Mom: It’s pasture bedtime.
I’ll leave quietly. Goodnight all ya scissorheads…
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A young boy was walking past the sinks after using a public restroom. A man observing this, and being a nosy type, said, “Didn’t your parents teach you to wash your hands after using the bathroom?” As he reached the door, the boy said, “No, they taught me not to pee on my hands.”
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“Butt – butt – urine the restroom!”
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OK, but where has your penis been?
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holy fuck, we can’t get people to wear their masks over their fucking NOSES.
But hey, if we get people to start wearing masks SOMETIMES when they are feeling ill, and people washing their hands some small percentage more often, we’re going to be doing better.
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As the shark said; “Peoples is the craziest people”. From a Warner Bros. cartoon in the 50’s…Peoples send a diving bell, with a people inside, to the deepest part of the ocean. When they bring it back up, open the door, a shark sitting with a toothpick in its mouth says “Peoples…
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I totally
stoleposted that graphic at my house, with a link, of course. A year ago I wrote “2020 we thought we’d be flying cars. We’re teaching people to wash their hands.”LikeLike