Report: Steve Scalise Totally Pwns Hisself

Good-time guy Rep. Steve Scalise

GOP Whip (appropriately titled, I think) Steve Cilice, er, Scalise tried to make a meme today that VP Kamala Harris was MIA as the White House border point-person:

…but if he bothered to check her schedule, he would have seen that VP Harris was leading an international roundtable on migration issues; even the MoonyTimes covered it, Steve.

What a dope.

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9 Responses to Report: Steve Scalise Totally Pwns Hisself

  1. sos says:

    For some reason this reminds me of lyrics from Pepper (BHS)

    Pauly caught a bullet
    But it only hit his leg
    Well it should have been a better shot
    And got him in the head

    No idea why.. I don’t even know a “Pauly”.

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  2. So now it’s universal…the only function the GQP serves is obstruction and shitposting.

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    • R White says:

      Stevie is no different than the random drunk you sometimes encounter on bourbon street in New Orleans who wants to pitch you an idea you’ve heard a thousand times before.

      Frank Lutz keeps pitching these “memes” about Kampala’s lack of leadership & focus, her ‘missing’ from her duties, yet when the moment in front of the cameras presents itself, republicans have to be told how unfunny, misogynistic & racist their latest schtick seems.

      Poor Stevie, a bullet is missing its rightful place within his empty skull.

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      • Dennis Cole says:

        RW – I’ve often found found that sudden and acute lead poisoning of the .357 Magnum variety works wonders in ending ANY argument, especially when applied via great force, at close range, against their cranium(s).

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  3. spotthedog says:

    Got milk? Why yes I do!
    I think he just chugs it straight from the carton like any hick.

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  4. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    They really don’t know how to handle opponents who actually work, who actually believe in government that works.

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  5. Well I suppose the the room temp IQ thinking of the MAGAtariats like Steve…somehow the Border an only be discussed on the border. Preferably while wearing camo tacticool and whinging about the cartels mocking you.

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