Big Bucks For Ayatollah Ted, Too

H/T Scissorhead Dennis Cole

Everyone involved in helping Hair Füror overthrow the gubmint in the Stupid Coup is being rewarded even loathsome Ayatollah Ted, the most hated man in the Senate, made a gigantic haul in the first quarter: $5,317,000.

Possum Hollar seems to have found they quarter under the sofa cushions for all the nut jobs in the Coup Klux Klan.

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11 Responses to Big Bucks For Ayatollah Ted, Too

  1. glad to see all the folks in trumpland, after sending Ted and Madison and Marjorie all their unemployment checks will spend the next year dumpster diving in blue cities like Austin and Houston for dinner. Then again if the lack of food doesnt get them, the lack of vaccine taking will

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  2. osirisopto says:

    How long until they all get perfect phone calls from TFG looking for his cut.

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  3. Jimmy T says:

    Ted Cruz said that school shootings take place because we removed God from the public square. Texas is 93% Christian and has a school shooting every year. Japan is about 2% Christian and has never had a school shooting. Maybe it’s time for Ayatollah Ted to invent a new theory, but no he’s sticking to this guns…

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    • sos says:

      In (somewhat) related news:

      Scissorheads say that GQP mouothbreathers send $$ to Ted Cruz because ‘?’ removed the brains from their pumpkin heads.

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    • R White says:

      Raphael’s candidacy as senator is proof positive that Texass GQP mouthbreathers would gleefully fuck barnyard animals if given the opportunity to do so…

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  4. schmice3 says:

    Excellent artwork.

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  5. Dennis Cole says:

    He’s so much like them, (meaning he’s really, Really, REALLY good at the play-acting,) that they can’t help BUT liking him. God, guns, and get rid of the Blacks & brown-skinned whoevers, and he’s got them in his pocket – literally. Same with the Reps and Sens from FL, and AL, and LA – they have felt the pulse of their constituents, they feel the rising temps, and they can bank on spreading fear, distrust, and mistrust, and getting their faithful followers to hate teh Libz is no great task, it’s like tossing a lit cigarette out the window in ANY western state.

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  6. beckymaenot says:

    I hate that these asshole GQP politicians are benefiting from the money sent to their rubes under the American Rescue act. You think it’s coincidence these assholes raised so much money so quickly, so late in Q1? They are lining their pockets with the rescue money Handsome Joe sent out while at the same time bitching and moaning about the deficit spending. I hate these fuckers.

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  7. spotthedog says:

    Hope they remembered to save some for lottery tickets.

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  8. w3ski4me says:

    If and hopefully soon they are indicated on conspiracy charges, won’t all those funds become subject to confiscation as proceeds from criminal activity?
    He won’t need more than canteen funds in the pokey after all.
    w3ski

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