Texas Sen. Cornyn Needs A Fix

Making America Dumb Again

Sen. John Cornyn (the Ron Johnson of Louis Gohmerts) is having withdrawals from the hourly twitty-twatting of TFG. :

Also, this is a pretty lame attempt to question Biden’s mental capacity, which it seems the GQP is gonna go down that ageist rathole again. We note for the record Texas’ senior senator is fast approaching 70 himself. Glass houses, John, glass houses.

Doesn’t President Biden know that he’s supposed to keep the firehose of merde squirting at all times? What kind of prznint is he?!

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6 Responses to Texas Sen. Cornyn Needs A Fix

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    “Ill be too busy preznitting to play golf…”

    Although, come to think on it, we should be at least a bit grateful that he DID spend more time (cheating) on the links than he did wrecking the Economy, and riling up the racists, while deregulating Clean Air & Water Acts, and looting the Treasury. But then, he had plenty of cohorts getting their hands dirty with handling filthy lucre, and getting them bloody, as well, besides, from the abuse & neglect at the border, to out-and-out mismanagement and malfeasance of their handling of the Virus response, and the Attack on the Capitol..

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  2. MDavis says:

    Is Cornyn auditioning for an ambassador seat in Ukraine? That post would probably ease his boredom.

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  3. beckymaenot says:

    I replied to his dumbass tweet:

    Biden is busy- doing the work of the people.

    Actually- it invites the question: What the hell was wrong with the former president who had nothing better to do than watch tv and tweet? Also- don’t you have some work to do?

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    • R White says:

      Work? That’s for amateurs in the house. Cornyn is just another redneck asshole republican occupying space, complaining in the antiquated senate.

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  4. Buttermilk Sky says:

    It’s right there in Article II: “He shall from time to time, like every ten minutes, summon the town criers and inform the populace of his very important opinions about everything from foreign nations to the personal appearance of actresses, not omitting lies, threats, boasts, and complaints about the pressure in his water-closet.” Clearly Biden has read a different Constitution.

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