The replies to this question are pretty choice, but I know Scissorheads can do better. For 1/17 of 0.02% of your spring exam, name the store!

Have at it in the comments, No. 2 lead pencils only.

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42 Responses to POP QUIZ!

  1. Steve-O says:

    Can’t do better than that, TG.

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  2. ming says:


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  3. sos says:

    FFS. Even the geese behind her are puking!

    I guess that’s kind of a long name.

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  4. buckobear says:

    Maga -nificent

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  5. Tablecloths, And More!

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  6. Martin Pollard says:

    Lame Giant
    Forever 63 (h/t Penny from “The Big Bang Theory”)
    Old Crazy
    Montgomery Turd

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  7. Wesley Sandel says:


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  8. Redhand says:

    It looks to me like a dress converted from a plastic shower curtain.

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  9. genelms says:

    Wallpaper Emporium

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  10. Buttermilk Sky says:

    Pier 666

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  11. E.A. Blair says:

    Abercrombie & Bitch
    Arson Pirie Scott
    Dress Barn (Didn’t even have to change that one)
    Field Marshall’s
    Filene’s Subbasement
    Forever 39
    Frederick’s of Bollywood
    Hog Lots
    JC Badpenney
    Kabbalah’s Sporting Goods
    No-man Marcus
    Sack’s Fifth Avenue
    Victoria’s Secret Shame
    Worst Buy

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  12. spotthedog says:

    Wives R Us
    LIttle House on the Hellscape
    Gloria Vanderpuke

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  13. purplehead says:

    “It’s Curtains”
    Oh, since it is GQP-related, it should probably be “Its’ Curtains”

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  14. Lsamsa says:

    Great Granny’s Couch Covers

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  15. Scoter says:

    All’s sails on sale at The Full-Rigged Ship

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  16. Sir Nigel says:

    Urban Stoutfitters

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  17. R White says:

    Dinner Table Designs R US

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  18. spotthedog says:

    Frederick’s of Possum Holler
    Bed, Bath, and Beyond Belief
    Oshkosh ‘b Godammit
    The devil wears Pravda

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  19. TheOtherHank says:

    Old Lady
    Never 21 or Forever 91
    Farm and Fleet

    Wait… some of those are real stores already

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  20. spotthedog says:

    “Oh, for a moment there I thought it was Lindsey Graham”, TFG appears to be saying.

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  21. Meremark says:

    Dress for Mess
    Why her, why her dress on fire?

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  22. laura says:

    Omar- the Tent Maker’s Daughter

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  23. vonBeavis says:

    Mrs. Doris Ziffel. (The first one, Barbara Pepper.)

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  24. vonBeavis says:

    Menopause Barn chic.

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  25. GranDude says:

    :Prairie Plus


  26. beckymaenot says:

    OMG- scissorheads NEVER disappoint.

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  27. MDavis says:

    I keep thinking of that scene from Napoleon Dynamite – “I like sleeves” (pat, pat)


  28. Buzz says:

    Tablecloth Barn.


  29. Oh come on, I cannot believe no one came up with:

    Banana Republican

    Old Navy Sails
    World Market Awning
    Victoria’s Secret Aunt They Keep in the Attic.

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  30. gxr says:

    Forever 61
    Laura Ash-Lie


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