H/T @NamelessCynic on the Tweeter
“I’d like to speak to the manager.”
I’d think that the business plan would have caught this.
Like a tiger, Karen springs at the manager, sorta like Calvin & Hobbes.
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There is an ethnic group of about five million people called the Karens; their homeland is to either side of the Myanmar-Thailand border and their languages are part of a Karennic subfamily in the Sino-Tibetan family of languages. I wonder if there are any Karens named Karen?
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Maybe we’ve finally got them all rounded up into one place. Now we only have to nuke the place from orbit… it’s the only way to be sure.
No. No no no no no … that would be entirely too illiberal. Round them up, yes, at gunpoint if they make it necessary, and load them as efficiently as possible into railcars for transport, escorted for their own safety of course, to a reservation somewhere out in the hinterlands. Wyoming comes to mind, as does Saudi Arabia; though with the atmosphere melting down Antarctica may be an option, perhaps even Mars or the Moons of Neptune.
We will, of course, provide them with blankets …
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