No D’uh

Deep thoughts from Marco Rubio, Man of Destiny!

Of course he did:

Trump hands Rubio coveted reelection endorsement in Florida

…now that former First Shady Ivanka has decided to try to return to being a socialite.

Anyway, here’s the statement:

“It is my honor to give U.S. Senator Marco Rubio my Complete and Total Endorsement,” Trump said in a statement. “Marco has been a tireless advocate for the people of Florida, fighting to cut taxes, supporting our Second Amendment, our Military and our Vets, a strong national defense, and all of the forgotten men and women of America.”

Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 73 and under the age of death, is a useful idiot for Hair Füror, and you can bet that he will continue to be useful as long as Hair Füror continues to own the base.

Some point TFG will call in his chits (kompromat) and expect something from Rubio or those Foam Party rumors will be confirmed (only guessing). It’s all transactional.

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7 Responses to No D’uh

  1. MDavis says:

    all of the forgotten men and women of America

    I guess TFG would mean the men and women that see their leg-up, their privilege, their access to more money and prestige than those others slipping away and won’t admit that the 1% are gathering it up like spaghetti at the spaghetti harvest.

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  2. laura says:

    “Complete and total endorsement” – I mean, Wow, take that to the bank Marco. It’s strong because Strong Words.

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    • sos says:

      Pppfffft.. Lacks a certain special yugeness.

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    • R White says:

      It’s no different from the scare tactics lil’ Marco uses every election to gin up votes from septuagenarian & octogenarian Cuban Americans there in Miami: Democrats are evil and will control you the way Castro did with socialism!


  3. Bruce388 says:

    “It is my honor to give (insert name here) my blahblahblah….”

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