You Cannot Make Up Merde Like This

Gaetz to be featured speaker at pro-Trump women’s group event

Rep. Matt Gaetz, mired in an ongoing federal sex trafficking investigation, is headed to former President Donald Trump’s resort in Doral this Friday where he will be a featured speaker at a summit hosted by a conservative pro-Trump women’s group.

I’ve wondered for a while if Republican Women is a self-cancelling phrase. I think they are a shoo-in for the Golden Schlafly Award.

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9 Responses to You Cannot Make Up Merde Like This

  1. laura says:

    It’s Ginny Thomas’ organization so the creepin and the grifting are part and parcel. Seems fitting that Congressman Butthead will attend.

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    • R White says:

      I find it amazing that such a loathsome & controversially politically active wife of a SC justice can go about promoting retrograde conservative issues, those that often find such cases being debated amongst the judiciary and nary a word of complicity from the worthless beltway media.

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    • spotthedog says:

      Ew yuck, she is Gaetz-level gross herself, IMO.

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    • tengrain says:

      I didn’t realize it was the original (and still the best!) butt-dialer behind that. It makes sense now. — TG

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  2. Coulda been worse…could be “High School Girls For Trump”.

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  3. Wesley Sandel says:

    “Republican lady” is an oxymoron.

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  4. sos says:

    Your number of statutory rapes may vary!

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  5. Dennis Cole says:

    I would really like to see them begin wearing tunics and epaulets and such, with different-colored sashes to indicate ranking, and of course, a tasteful jacket where they can affix their “award salads” and other ribbons & decorations, to indicate their length of involvement, and their loyalty level.

    Which brings us to needing Awards; Awards of all kinds! Trophies! Medals, Ribbons, Badges!
    (Yes, we’re gonna need some stinking badges…)

    So here’s what I propose: If there’s a Golden Schafly, it’s only logical to be able to bestow a Silver, a Bronze, and what the heck, why not a Pewter? (And the trophies get smaller, for each step lower.) (And we can even go HIGHER, with, like, a Platinum, or Titanium, or a DiLithium Crystal one, even.

    Get the kinda Rethugs we need to do that for us doing it for us, (but it’s really for them, of course, as an act of conciliation on our part,) and convince them of how well it would work, and how splendid the’y d look so that when the next convention rolls around, they can all get decked out in their finest, with every award for attendance they ever earned, and for their hard works, in aid of the cult, er party, with it displayed proudly on their chests.

    (last time I counted, it was a win-win-win-win-win situation, but I keep getting dizzy from the calcs. At least, I think it’s the maths; I always blame the Maths, as it’s so easy to get, like, a 60% approval rating, onna accounta who TF likes maths?)


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