Some Fries With Your Stupid, Matt?

H/T Scissorhead Dennis Cole

This guy, honestly:

And a spitball sails across the Twitterverse:

Reminds me of the kid who writes his own absence excuse and signs it, “My Mom.”

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8 Responses to Some Fries With Your Stupid, Matt?

  1. spotthedog says:

    “Admittedly we are all over the age of 18, so some may say we are simply not his type”; a sentence that apparently got left out.

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  2. Are these his Canadian staffers?

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  3. Jimmy T says:

    Found this on the innertubes photo taken somewhere in Hub City, Florida…

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  4. Dennis Cole says:

    I am not a quitter, therefore I am not about to quit. And I won’t resign, either; I have decided to fight these phony, totally-untrue charges that are only meant to smear me, and all the good things I have accomplished while here, serving my great constituents in my district. , while they’re also attacking my dad, and others close to me.
    Instead, I have decided to pull back and reassemble my resources, and make a smaller target of myself, and to spend more time with my family, friends, and close associates, who still believe in me, and who will be there for me till the end, to help defend me from what I can only say is retaliation for my support of Donald J tRump, the greatest Preznit in our history.”

    (Iz what he mighta, coulda said, I think. Just trying to be helpful izall, without losing my Amateur status, and becoming an Expert in Politicspeak. How’d I do?

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  5. roket says:

    Dear Womens of the office of US Congressman Matt Gaetz,

    In this world, there is public life and there is private life. And sometimes they may or may not be mutually exclusive. Choose wisely.

    Rgds,

    Captain Obvious

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  6. CalicoJack says:

    Howdy y’all!

    We all know what appropriate behavior is. We all know when we should be behaving appropriately. The absence of inappropriate behavior should not be taken as a sign that the person in question has never done anything inappropriately. It should be an indication that that they’ve never done anything inappropriate around you.

    In appropriate sexual behavior is always done under two conditions: (1) The perpetrator has a low level of empathy for the victim. And (2) the perpetrator feels he is unlikely to be caught. Inappropriate sexual behavior is always done when the perpetrator has power and leverage over the victim to prevent them from talking.In other words, it is always done with as few witnesses as possible making such declarations totally useless for vouching for the behavior and attitudes of those that they purport to support.

    Huzzah!
    Jack

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