News That Will Drive You To Drink

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The Bitch is Back:

Trump relaunches his fundraising machine after months of quiet

The screaming, all-caps texts and emails are returning. The red “Make America Great Again” hats are back in stock.

Former President Donald Trump is reigniting his small-dollar fundraising operation for the first time since leaving the White House, part of his political ramp-up to stake out an outsize role in the 2022 midterm elections and expand his financial network ahead of a potential 2024 comeback bid.

Good god, it’s like the jump-scare in the last scene of a Halloween movie.

Trump on Wednesday reopened his online merchandise store, which was shuttered following the Jan. 6 Capitol insurrection, when Shopify, the e-commerce company that had been hosting the site, closed it down. The former president’s political operation also sent out text messages to supporters directing them to the store, which is promoting new items like “Don’t Blame Me I Voted for Trump” emblazoned bumper stickers, doormats and yard signs.

Grifters Gotta Grift.

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7 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    Here I am, a nice, fat, juicy target, er, don’t blame me, just take aim at me, er, and please don’t hurt me just because I voted for trump.

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  2. Czippie L'Shimp says:

    “Read this for me, I voted for Trump”.

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  3. Fully stocked with cheap crap made in Viet Nam. Drumpf loves hisself some socialists.

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  4. spotthedog says:

    “Don’t tread on me, I will stick to your shoes!”

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  5. Ten Bears says:

    Serendipitously toss a flash-bang in there, for shits n’ giggles …

    Yeah yeah yeah, I know, yoyos probably have guns (probably high on meth); there’s innocent bystanders, the potential for unacceptable collateral damage … but still, you know, shits n’ giggles.

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  6. osirisopto says:

    Will they be signed up for automatically recurring double purchases of a subscription to TFG weekly screed?

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  7. artahzen says:

    Let the bastard bleed his stupid/faithful until they bleed out. The only folks who will buy his shit are the shit eating idiots. At least we know that none of what he collects will be used to actually help him run for prez again. It will all disappear into his pocket to later be paid out to settle lawsuits and fines for his life long grifting. It will not be available for the donors to use to buy food, medicine or housing so I hope they end up hungry, sick and homeless. Nothing is bad enough to happen to people who hate so many so badly that they are willing to support a lying, cheating, grifting sack of offal in a poorly fitting cheap suit.

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