OK, Scissorheads, the Matt Gaetz jokes are coming in fast and furious, and it is time for us to collect them.
I’ll start it off with a scene I wrote last night:
[Scene: Matt walks into his apartment to see his girlfriend wildly throwing her things in a suitcase, furious angry. ]
Matt: What’s going on? Why are you leaving?
GF [screaming]: I just heard on the news that you are accused of being a pedophile!
Matt: Where’d you hear that? That’s a pretty big word for a freshman!
It went over like a fart in church with my friends, so I know I struck a home run.
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