News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Let’s listen as a Q-spiracy theorist explains that those 200 or so people who died in the cold in Texas were actually killed by Chinese-controlled weather weapons, you know, that President Handsome Joe Biden allowed because… reasons:

WAKE-UP!!1! It goes right to the top, Sheeple!!1!

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6 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. zooming right on by the fact that the reason they froze to death was a direct consequence of the Texas Legislature and their [Black Adder Voice] cunning plan [/BAV] to avoid “regulations”….

    OMG!!! They’re in on it too! WaKe Up ShEePlE !!ELEVENTY!!!

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  2. GranDude says:

    She’s a lizard person and can’t be believed.


  3. roket says:

    Okay, Honey. That means we should start defending ourselves against large shifts in weather patterns, don’t ya think?


  4. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Poor Obama, he used to be the guy with the killer weather-smurfing machine.


  5. Jimmy T says:

    I know it won’t happen but Qanon should change their name to “TQ Stupid TQ Live…”


  6. w3ski4me says:

    First, it was Jewish Space Lasers, and now it’s Chinese Weather Weapons. What is next in the parade of paranoia?

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