Bad Signs, Cont.

H/T Scissorhead @NamelessCynic of the electrical Tweeting device

Two things come to mind:

  1. Me sainted father called his a time piece; and
  2. Irishmen don’t wear them because then they’d have to be on time.

Which reminds me, I need to see a man about a horse.

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7 Responses to Bad Signs, Cont.

  1. Lsamsa says:

    Then there was Peter O’Toole who wore a wristwatch on each wrist.

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  2. Ten Bears says:

    Does this have anything to do with changing the clocks? Cuz I never really understood how cutting a foot off one end of a blanket and sewing it to the other saves time. Sun comes up, do stuff, sun goes down, don’t.

    OK, ok … I don’t get it …

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  3. Jimmy T says:

    A priest is driving back to Dublin when he gets pulled over for speeding.
    The Garda approaches the window and sees an empty wine bottle in the passenger’s seat.
    The priest rolls down the window and a strong smell of wine wafts out.
    “Have you been drinking, Father?” asks the Garda.
    “Just water,” replied the priest.
    “I can smell wine, Father,” said the Garda.
    The priest looks from the bottle to the heavens. “Good Lord, he’s done it again!”

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  4. Wesley Sandel says:

    What’s the difference between a ’57 Chevy and a female Republican member of Congress?

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