News That Will Drive You To Drink

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You never know where Kayleigh McEnany will show up

Well, the unthinkable has happened: Raggedy Anthrax Kayleigh McEnany has found gainful employment:

Former White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany has been named a co-host of Fox News’ “Outnumbered,” putting one of the most prominent faces of the Trump administration at the heart of the network’s midday lineup.

McEnany, President Donald Trump’s White House press secretary from April 2020 until last January, will host “Outnumbered” beginning April 6, joining the show’s founding anchor Harris Faulkner and co-host Emily Compagno, according to a news release from the network. McEnany, who also served as a press secretary and senior adviser to the Trump’s 2020 campaign, joined Fox News as a contributor after the former president left office.

Says McEnany:

“$20, Same as in town.”

“I am thrilled to join the incredible women of Outnumbered and look forward to working alongside the talented Harris Faulkner and Emily Compagno as we discuss the top issues impacting the country,” McEnany said in the release.

No word in the press release about which shade of blonde she will be adding to the network’s diversity.

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5 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    I just can’t get over how much McEnany sounds like “Pickaninny,” but I won’t use that word here, as it’s a racial insult.
    (It also reminds me of how my mom use to call us “Ninnyhammers,” an old German expression of endearment.)

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  2. roket says:

    But, but Emily Compagno is a brunette. They won’t go.

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  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    We all knew this was going to happen.

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  4. HarpoSnarx says:

    Gainful for her, painful for us.

    Okay that was too easy, like her ethics.

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