Cheese, Cracker… KAPUT!

Stable Jenius Prznint Stupid (Credit: @MemphisJohnny1)

We have all suspected for a while that twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid’s cheese had fallen off the cracker, but what we’ve see in his latest screed is that there was no cheese and/or no cracker to begin with. In short, Hair Füror is nuts.

Based on their interviews, I felt it was time to speak up about Dr. Fauci and Dr. Birx, two self-promoters trying to reinvent history to cover for their bad instincts and faulty recommendations, which I fortunately almost always overturned. They had bad policy decisions that would have left our country open to China and others, closed to reopening our economy, and years away from an approved vaccine—putting millions of lives at risk.

We developed American vaccines by an American President in record time, nine months, which is saving the entire world. We bought billions of dollars of these vaccines on a calculated bet that they would work, perhaps the most important bet in the history of the world. Dr. Fauci and Dr. Birx moved far too slowly, and if it were up to them we’d currently be locked in our basements as our country suffered through a financial depression. Families, and children in particular, would be suffering the mental strains of this disaster like never before. 

In a fake interview last night on CNN, Dr. Fauci, who said he was an athlete in college but couldn’t throw a baseball even close to home plate, it was a “roller,” tried to take credit for the vaccine, when in fact he said it would take three to five years, and probably longer, to have it approved. Dr. Fauci was incapable of pressing the FDA to move it through faster. I was the one to get it done, and even the fake news media knows and reports this.

Dr. Fauci is also the king of “flip-flops” and moving the goalposts to make himself look as good as possible. He fought me so hard because he wanted to keep our country open to countries like China. I closed it against his strong recommendation, which saved many lives. Dr. Fauci also said we didn’t need to wear masks, then a few months later he said we needed to wear masks, and now, two or three of them. Fauci spent U.S. money on the Wuhan lab in China—and we now know how that worked out.

Dr. Birx is a proven liar with very little credibility left. Many of her recommendations were viewed as “pseudo-science,” and Dr. Fauci would always talk negatively about her and, in fact, would ask not to be in the same room with her. The States who followed her lead, like California, had worse outcomes on Covid, and ruined the lives of countless children because they couldn’t go to school, ruined many businesses, and an untold number of Americans who were killed by the lockdowns themselves. Dr. Birx was a terrible medical advisor, which is why I seldom followed her advice. Her motto should be “Do as I say, not as I do.” Who can forget when Dr. Birx gave a huge mandate to the people of our Nation to not travel, and then traveled a great distance to see her family for Thanksgiving—only to have them call the police and turn her in? She then, embarrassingly for her, resigned. 

Finally, Dr. Birx says she can’t hear very well, but I can. There was no “very difficult” phone call, other than Dr. Birx’s policies that would have led us directly into a COVID caused depression. She was a very negative voice who didn’t have the right answers. Time has proven me correct. I only kept Dr. Fauci and Dr. Birx on because they worked for the U.S. government for so long—they are like a bad habit! 

Donald J. Trump served as the 45th President of the United States. The preceding was released as an official statement from the former President’s office.

He should be institutionalized so he can cause no harm to himself or others.

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19 Responses to Cheese, Cracker… KAPUT!

  1. spotthedog says:

    “Oh almost forgot, last but not least, congratulations to the bride and groom! Sorry I didn’t catch their names but you know who they are.”

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    • Meremark says:

      Really? That’s a verbatim quote? Oh. My. Dog. I expect so.

      Thanks for watching the tape so I didn’t have to.


      • MDavis says:

        For what it’s worth, the TMZ video went 2 min. 19 sec (then 2 seconds of thumpy branding) and TFG acknowledged the bride and groom at 2:06 – so less then 10% of the recording had anything to do with the event. (that’s 13sec/139sec, or 9.35%) although hi probably went on for a while before someone broke out their camera and started recording.


  2. sos says:

    As long as the “institution” is a crematorium.

    Too soon?

    Liked by 1 person

  3. roket says:

    The more people who sue his ass, the sooner he goes broke. I’d like to hear him prove his assertions in a court of law.

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  4. “Sir, this is a Wendys.”

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  5. MDavis says:

    blockquote> two self-promoters trying to reinvent history
    Confession and projection.
    With a chaser of lies.

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  6. osirisopto says:

    I vote we all hunker down in our basements, and sunrooms with lattes, latkas and pizza for the next six months and let the magats finish themselves off.

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  7. w3ski4me says:

    Wow, he is actually worse. So full of spite and being wronged. “Me, me me me, and all me.
    I never thought he would get better, but he really needs to have every recording device removed from his presence. He is so full of hate and brittle whiney wrongs, he really does need a padded room.
    I guess no one can take charge of him yet. I hope he gets some handlers soon, he’s pathetic.

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  8. Reading this reminded me:


  9. julesmomcat says:

    Could the lying sumbitch be more dangerous? ….well, at least his finger isn’t on the nuclear button…


  10. julesmomcat says:

    And – in spite of Fauci’s and Birx’s medical advice, Suckface’s failure in office cost this country over half a million lives. He should be prosecuted for every one of those deaths due to his incompetence.

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  11. Stony Pillow says:

    Scarves laid 200,000 corpses at his feet. Gonna start to smell a bit.


  12. paul fredine says:

    with a proven history of firing people (usually via tweet) who disagreed with him it’s rather disingenuous for him to say he couldn’t fire fauci or birx simply because they’d worked for the government ‘for so long’. since when did that matter?

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