A 2024 Stealth Goat Emerges

(H/T Scissorhead Dennis Cole)

The last time we heard from walking termite buffet former VP Mike Pence he was ululating at the moon, er, narrating the Junkie Limbaugh documentary. Imagine our shock to learn that Mr. Somnambulant has ambitions to sniff inherit the throne!

WASHINGTON (AP) — When former President Donald Trump was asked to list those he considers the future leaders of the Republican Party, he quickly rattled off a list of names, including Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis and Sens. Josh Hawley and Ted Cruz. Conspicuously absent from the list: Mike Pence.

The former vice president is steadily reentering public life as he eyes a potential run for the White House in 2024. He’s joining conservative organizations, writing op-eds, delivering speeches and launching an advocacy group that will focus on promoting the Trump administration’s accomplishments.

This ought to be interesting. It’s not just that Pence is one of the dullest and most boring theocrats alive, it’s that the GQP base actually tried to capture-and-kill him for, uh, reasons (disloyalty to Prznint Stupid, refusing to overthrow democracy for Hair Füror, etc.), and that Possum Hollar is a wholly-owned property of a certain NYC developer who plans to rehab it for one of his trash palaces. What road to Pence see to victory?

The GQP probably still has a bounty on his head (near the fly?) and someone looking for his place in Q-history to be told in song and story will try to 2nd Amendment him.

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7 Responses to A 2024 Stealth Goat Emerges

  1. Martin Pollard says:

    The MAGA cult wants raw, red meat, not a soggy loaf of white bread. To quote Agent Kay, Fly Boy’s political ambitions “mean precisely d*ck.”

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  2. MDavis says:

    How have Italy’s politics been working out lately? Might be a sign of our future.


  3. w3ski4me says:

    “An advocacy group that will focus on promoting the Trump administration’s accomplishments.”?
    Well, that won’t take more than about 15 seconds. What’s next?


    • MDavis says:

      It might take longer that that to describe his accomplishments for publication and promotion. How do you make “promote fascist regime” or “support and increase domestic terrorist organizations” sound like a good thing? I mean, some people are fine with it like that, but how do you make it sound good to the majority of voters?

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  4. Bruce388 says:

    I don’t think Dence Pense’s political ambitions were a secret. It’s why he kept his mouth shut after the mob broke in, chanting “Hang Mike Pence.” He’s as spineless as Rafael “Down by the Riverside” Cruz.


  5. Stony Pillow says:

    Odds of winning a single primary = 0
    Odds of removing the Trump stank = 0

    Just dialing for dollars.


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