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I think we found the brain trust of the Jan. 6 Stupid Coup:
A Dallas man who was arrested in late January and charged with involvement in the riot that overtook the Capitol on Jan. 6 was reportedly wearing a shirt that declared his participation in the siege during his arrest.
The Associated Press reported that federal prosecutors wrote in a court filing Monday that Garret Miller was clad in a shirt bearing the message “I Was There, Washington D.C., January 6, 2021,” when he was arrested on Jan. 20.
I guess he doesn’t have to confess, his couture did it for him?
His own statements on social media reportedly contradict that claim, according to federal prosecutors, who wrote in court filings Monday that Miller told a fellow Facebook user “just wanted to incriminate myself a little lol” after being asked “bro you got in?!” in the comments section of a photo Miller posted of himself in the Capitol on the day of the insurrection.
Also, what is it about these Coup Klux Klanners and their moms:
Despite his shirt’s apparent admission and evidence submitted by prosecutors Monday indicating that Miller had tweeted “assassinate AOC” at Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) in the days following the riot, he reportedly told his mother, “I don’t feel that I’ve done anything wrong and now I’m being locked up.”
Oedipus has nothing on these boys.