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H/T Scissorhead Skinny-D
I think we found the brain trust of the Jan. 6 Stupid Coup:
Capitol riot suspect arrested while wearing ‘I Was There’ T-shirt
A Dallas man who was arrested in late January and charged with involvement in the riot that overtook the Capitol on Jan. 6 was reportedly wearing a shirt that declared his participation in the siege during his arrest.
The Associated Press reported that federal prosecutors wrote in a court filing Monday that Garret Miller was clad in a shirt bearing the message “I Was There, Washington D.C., January 6, 2021,” when he was arrested on Jan. 20.
I guess he doesn’t have to confess, his couture did it for him?
His own statements on social media reportedly contradict that claim, according to federal prosecutors, who wrote in court filings Monday that Miller told a fellow Facebook user “just wanted to incriminate myself a little lol” after being asked “bro you got in?!” in the comments section of a photo Miller posted of himself in the Capitol on the day of the insurrection.
Also, what is it about these Coup Klux Klanners and their moms:
Despite his shirt’s apparent admission and evidence submitted by prosecutors Monday indicating that Miller had tweeted “assassinate AOC” at Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) in the days following the riot, he reportedly told his mother, “I don’t feel that I’ve done anything wrong and now I’m being locked up.”
Oedipus has nothing on these boys.
Mock Paper Scissors 
“You have the right to remain silent, but… why bother, because your shirt just ratted you out.”
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This arrest: another birthday present (my birthday is on 20 January – it really sucked in 2017).
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With an IQ like that I’m surprised he isn’t a police officer.
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He’s overqualified.
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And underestimated …
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they will never be able to understand why all the shit Trump said doesn’t overrule the laws. The get that Tucker Carlson exceptionally stupid dog look whenever someone tries to explain it to them….
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“my feelings . . . ” I never thought rageholic rats were SO sensitive.
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You never lived with one.
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The guy who claims he could have been a professional baseball player if he hadn’t decided to go into real estate instead, but who looks like THIS when he throws a baseball, says Anthony Fauci can’t throw a baseball.
His powers of projection are really something, if his baseball skills aren’t.
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I mean come on.
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