Yass, Queen

“I own an AR-15. If there’s a natural disaster in South Carolina where the cops can’t protect my neighborhood, my house will be the last one that the gang will come to, because I can defend myself.” — Senatorette Lindsey Graham

“Why, Ah could kill a man,” Lindsey drawled, and batted his eyes, “but it could take years an’ years,” he said languorously giving his weapon a spit-polish. “Ah declare! An might just shoot!”

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8 Responses to Yass, Queen

  1. ali redford says:

    I wonder who he gets to hold it up for him so he can pull the trigger… (or whatever one does with an AR-15)

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  2. LOFGREN says:

    “Hey, Mr. Graham, we’re creating a food store down at the church for folks who might run out. It would be sure helpful if you would donate some.”
    “FUCK YOU NO”
    “Well, some of us are going door to door to make sure nobody’s hurt and see if there are any special items people need, like insulin. Would you like to join us.”
    “FUCK OFF I HAVE AN AR-15”
    “Uh, Mr. Graham, this is South Carolina. We all have Ar-15s. And due respect if you can’t contribute and it comes down to takin’ your food or lettin’ people starve to death, we’re gonna come take it.”
    “GAH ROVING GANGS”

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    • R White says:

      Thousand quatloos says that if a natural disaster were to unfortunately hit the east coast, ms. lyndsey would not dare leave the cosmopolitan confines of the acela corridor. All this talk of battling ‘roving gangs’ with an AR-15 is nothing more than fear mongering & brand marketing from a notorious power bottom that has nothing to offer politically to his constituents or the nation. Probably doesn’t even know who his neighbors are in that neighborhood so far outside of Greenville.

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  3. It is telling that his response to a natural disaster in his home state would be to…let his neighbors to die at the hands of rampaging gangs, because by god, he’s got his, and everyone else can just fuck right off.

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    • R White says:

      You ever notice that anytime a beltway media stenographer interviews this uncle mary, his answers are always so expectedly ‘murican in the right-wing media sense and laughably so? Like his idol & puppet master, fat nixon, ms. lyndsey always makes the effort to promote some brand and his obvious undying love for such. It cheapens any rational discussion while framing DC’s worst kept secret as hyper masculine joke.

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  4. spotthedog says:

    Suddenly trying to pass as an ammosexual? Well tote your AR-15 and yourself down to Olan Mills or call on BoBo’s interior decorator, the words don’t mean much without the requisite photo-op for visual impact.

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  5. roket says:

    Snipers across the world are laughing at Ms. Lindsey.

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  6. purplehead says:

    Mz Lindsey would look so ridiculous waving an AR-15 while sporting his sparkly green gown, mauve stockings, and red pumps. Doesn’t fool anyone. Such a nancy.

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