One Lump of Stupid or Two, Sen. Hyde-Smith?

Not Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith’s first rodeo.

We should not be surprised that Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith (R – Confederacy) has a problem with the Black church traditional Souls to the Polls program of taking Black congregations from church to early Sunday voting, and so she has a theologic approach: ”

IT’S SACRILEGE, YOU HEATHENS! AND I HAVE A DOLLAR BILL TO PROVE IT!!1!”

Hyde-Smith is from Mississippi and she’s complaining about an ordinance in [checks notes] Georgia, cites the wrong verse of the Bible (when she probably means Exodus, which is taken verbatim from The Torah, and so, you know, the Sabbath is Saturday) and I guarantee you that bidnesses in Mississippi are open Saturday and Sunday.

So, you know, THAT’S NOT SCRIPTURAL.

Why are all the dogs barking?

 

 

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7 Responses to One Lump of Stupid or Two, Sen. Hyde-Smith?

  1. RedDirtGirl says:

    And apparently, she was sworn in on a Sunday!

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  2. I want to carefully and beautifully carve the words of the First Amendment on to a suitable piece of ash, or even maple if I’m feeling fancy so they could read the cluebat as I apply it to their craniums in a loving display of correction

    Hey it’s biblical after all “spare the rod” and all that.

    OUR CIVIL RIGHTS DO NOT DEPEND ON THE WHIMS OF YOUR BARBARIAN ‘GOD’

    Also that dollar bill you were flapping around has only had ‘In Your Fucking Bastard Imaginary Sky Daddy I’m Forced To Trust’ on it since the ancient historical year of [checks notes] 1956 …

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  3. MDavis says:

    Heh – Exodus 20:18*

    When the people saw the thunder and lightning and heard the trumpet and saw the mountain in smoke, they trembled with fear. They stayed at a distance

    Not my idea to look this up, it was some law-adjacent guy.

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  4. Ten Bears says:

    No, no, Ten, not all the puppies are barking.

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  5. Karla says:

    But but but, isn’t ‘Murica gawd’s chosen country? So it seems like gawd would want us all to exercise our gawd-given right of voting on his day?

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  6. Pretzelogic in Philly, PA says:

    Why are all the dogs barking?

    Because they think they’re about to get a bowl of Freshly Poured (tm ProLeft)?

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