‘”Some Say,” Some Said’
Sorry Twitter, @Jack, you can beg his orangeness bigly, but Tiger Beat tells us that Lord Damp Nut ain’t coming back, LOSER! That’ll teach ya!
Donald Trump may be entertaining a potential reemergence on social media, including the development of his own platform. But there is one path that the former president has indicated to aides he is increasingly unwilling to take: Getting back on Twitter.
But… but… I thought that the Big Blue Bird kicked TFG off of their platform?
As of now, Trump’s unwillingness is immaterial. Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey indefinitely banned him following the Capitol insurrection on Jan. 6, and a Twitter spokesperson said “nothing has changed” on their end. Still, the ex-president — known for his grudge-holding as much as for his attention-seeking — has been telling people in his orbit that he is done with the site even if allowed back on it, according to two sources familiar with the matter, one of whom has been in regular contact with Trump.
“There’s not a chance in hell he gets back on Twitter. Really, I mean that,” this person said. “He gave them his business, made it the premier app for news, debates and gossip during his presidency and in the end they said ‘Sayonara.’ So no, he has zero interest in rejoining.”
Gonna guess it was John Barron.
“I didn’t want to go to your stupid birthday party, anyway,” Prznint Stupid did not scream, while wiping hot tears away. “My party is gonna be so much better and with ponies and magicians, and ice cream, and YOU ARE NOT INVITED!”