Utah: Keep Both Hands Visible When Reading This Story

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The appropriately-named Gubnor of Utah, Spencer Cox, has signed the legislation to ban internet porn in that state, you know, by demanding internet-enabled devices there do something about filtering the hubba-hubba out so that the Osmand Family are not tempted to twiddle their fingers and whatnot when they should be making babies:

SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — Utah is a step closer to requiring all cellphones and tablets sold in the conservative state to automatically block pornography after the Republican governor signed legislation Tuesday that critics call a significant intrusion of free speech.

Gov. Spencer Cox has said the measure would send an “important message” about preventing children from accessing explicit online content. The proposal is the latest move in Utah’s legislative campaign to curb the availability of porn.

And the hysterically-named Cox  is too pure to know what constitutes porn, so that decision is left up to the technology companies, I guess? One might think that those internet companies might, you know, censor magical underwear.  By accident. Oops.

The issue here is that one person’s heavy breathing is another person’s asthma.

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10 Responses to Utah: Keep Both Hands Visible When Reading This Story

  1. The Great FireSpankwall of Utah.

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  2. julesmomcat says:

    Since his name is Cox, how many does he have? And does he use them in a polygamist sense? And, brag about it? Just asking, for a friend.

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  3. sos says:

    Sanssabelt You saw that like it’s a bad thing.

    Why, I’ve never felt so freeee!

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  4. Jimmy T says:

    “Censor magical underwear,” that’s priceless. Make ’em take it in the shorts…

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  5. Bruce388 says:

    So much for my plans to move to Utah.

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  6. roket says:

    You would think they could wait until they get their own planet.

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  7. beckymaenot says:

    These are the same fucking people who won’t stand for the tiniest amount of gun control.

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  8. Infidel753 says:

    Cox has said the measure would send an “important message” about preventing children from accessing explicit online content

    So they’re banning access for everybody on the grounds of keeping it away from kids? Are they going to ban cars to make sure kids don’t try to drive them?

    As Mark Twain said, “censorship is telling a man he can’t have a steak because a baby can’t chew one”.

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  9. Bruce388 says:

    Utahns haven’t thought this through. Ban porn, wind up with fewer Osmonds and Romneys. By the way, Utah is one of the prime consumers of porn. Imagine that.


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