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The appropriately-named Gubnor of Utah, Spencer Cox, has signed the legislation to ban internet porn in that state, you know, by demanding internet-enabled devices there do something about filtering the hubba-hubba out so that the Osmand Family are not tempted to twiddle their fingers and whatnot when they should be making babies:
SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — Utah is a step closer to requiring all cellphones and tablets sold in the conservative state to automatically block pornography after the Republican governor signed legislation Tuesday that critics call a significant intrusion of free speech.
Gov. Spencer Cox has said the measure would send an “important message” about preventing children from accessing explicit online content. The proposal is the latest move in Utah’s legislative campaign to curb the availability of porn.
And the hysterically-named Cox is too pure to know what constitutes porn, so that decision is left up to the technology companies, I guess? One might think that those internet companies might, you know, censor magical underwear. By accident. Oops.
The issue here is that one person’s heavy breathing is another person’s asthma.
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Since his name is Cox, how many does he have? And does he use them in a polygamist sense? And, brag about it? Just asking, for a friend.
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Sanssabelt You saw that like it’s a bad thing.
Why, I’ve never felt so freeee!
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“Censor magical underwear,” that’s priceless. Make ’em take it in the shorts…
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So much for my plans to move to Utah.
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Yeah, I have no idea what I would do with all that free time…
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You would think they could wait until they get their own planet.
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These are the same fucking people who won’t stand for the tiniest amount of gun control.
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Cox has said the measure would send an “important message” about preventing children from accessing explicit online content
So they’re banning access for everybody on the grounds of keeping it away from kids? Are they going to ban cars to make sure kids don’t try to drive them?
As Mark Twain said, “censorship is telling a man he can’t have a steak because a baby can’t chew one”.
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Utahns haven’t thought this through. Ban porn, wind up with fewer Osmonds and Romneys. By the way, Utah is one of the prime consumers of porn. Imagine that.
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