News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Tweet, Twit, Twat:

Donald Trump has been in talks with no-name app vendors as he contemplates partnering with an existing platform to create his own social media network, according to sources familiar with the private discussions.

Driving the news: Among the social networking apps the former president and his digital adviser Dan Scavino have homed in on is a relatively unknown platform called FreeSpace, these sources told Axios…

Between the lines: It seems surprising that “FreeSpace” caught Trump’s attention. It employs touchy-feely positivity language that’s the polar opposite of the incendiary and divisive social media persona he cultivated before he was banned from Twitter and Facebook following the Jan. 6 Capitol attack.

  • “FreeSpace” bills itself as being “backed by science to positively reinforce good habits & make the world a better place.”
  • It talks about “FINDING COMMON VALUES and highlighting them, so people become ‘addicted’ to doing good. FreeSpace encourages the public to share the daily actions & content they believe will add value to their lives and model healthy habits for others to duplicate.”

So you see it has common values with the Mango-hued Shitgibbon…

  • It’s unclear how this business relationship would work. Trump is famously averse to putting his own money into companies, preferring to license his name and use other people’s money to fund his ventures.

Wait for this “deal” to implode.

 

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11 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Maybe he thinks it’s free.

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  2. Jimmy T says:

    A Priest, a Pastor, and a Rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood for a local blood drive. The nurse takes the Priest and Pastor to the back room to get them started. When she come back she asks the Rabbit, “what is your blood type.” He responds “It’s a type O.”
    I’ll see myself out the door…

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  3. roket says:

    I have faith that TFG will be able to turn that smile upside down.

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  4. For their sake, they best hope he moves on without a deal. They should remember that everything he touches turns to dross. Avoid him like the plague.

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  5. osirisopto says:

    What implode?

    All they have to do is pay him to be on their platform and they’ll get all the exposure they could want.

    Exposure to civil lawsuits and criminal prosecution, deadly viruses, plus Kimberley guifoil.

    What have they got to loose?

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  6. sos says:

    Thankfully no-name app vendors are probably THE most trustworthy of businesses to employ.

    The chant goes up:

    Fleece him
    Fleece him
    Fleece him
    !

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  7. Ten Bears says:

    Give you an idea how my day is going: the video made me laugh.

    I never laugh …

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  8. Wesley Sandel says:

    I can’t wait – The White Trash News Network!

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  9. Meremark says:

    Fell out of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

    I heard that somewhere once or twice. Had forgotten it.

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  10. Meremark says:

    OT?

    There. Is. NO. Deal. There NEVER is a deal except in John Barron’s bullsh!t.

    The former guy lies. Every. Time. When you hear it you know it.
    There. Never. Is. A Deal. …maybe with a kid, and the ex-

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