Superspreaders Gone Wild!

The tourism that Gov. Ron DeSantis encouraged? It’s a Superspreader Gone Wild!

Miami Beach extends state of emergency to deal with ‘overwhelming’ crowds of spring breakers

(CNN)Miami Beach was forced to extend a curfew and state of emergency, possibly for several weeks, after city police struggled to control shoulder-to-shoulder crowds of spring breakers last weekend, Mayor Dan Gelber said Monday.

More than 50 people have been arrested and eight firearms confiscated since Friday, according to a Sunday tweet from Miami Beach police.

On Saturday night, police fired pepper balls in an attempt to break up throngs of mostly maskless partiers on the city’s main thoroughfares.
The Miami Beach City Commission met Sunday night and declared an 8 p.m. curfew would remain for the city’s entertainment district Thursdays through Sundays, until at least March 30.
Bridges and causeways will be closed those days from 10 p.m. to 6 a.m. Residents, hotel guests and employees are exempted from those rules.

“It’s Floriduh, Jake.”

(I’m an old,  all of those Whatevs Gone Wild  vids were filmed in Floriduh during Spring Break. Um, but I’m only guessing…)

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7 Responses to Superspreaders Gone Wild!

  1. sos says:

    Will anyone think about Nestor?!!1!

    Is Anyone Shocked Matt Gaetz Let Nestor Go On Spring Break?


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    • R White says:

      That’s very cosmopolitan & open-minded for a principled conservative drunk asshole like gaetz to allow his ‘son’ to go party alone with others in the redneck riviera.


  2. w3ski4me says:

    I did read that the rioters were not the usual College kids but more like the leftovers from the Sedition Riot of 2021. Come out from under their rocks to cause more senseless damage.
    I begin to think we have a hardcore of anarchists that think they are welcome in public.

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  3. spotthedog says:

    Will we be hearing more about what a great job DeSantis has done?

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  4. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Apparently DeathSantos doesn’t think we have enough Duh in Floriduh, so we are importing Duh from other states now.

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  5. roket says:

    Eight firearms confiscated? Speedo/holster I presume.

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