News That Will Drive You To Drink

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The Future of the GQP According to Hair Fùror

Twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid tells us who is the Future of the Coup Klux Klan:

Deep bench.

Well, that oughta put the final nail in the coffin in their national ambitions. Just toss garlic into the grave and add salt.

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10 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. roket says:

    He had a 97% approval rating at CPAC? Damn you 3%ers.

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  2. coming up on the outside rail, Ron “Treason” Johnson!!”

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  3. MDavis says:

    He’ll make that decision sometime later? As in he’ll decide who will run in 2024 for prez? As in he’ll decide who the GQP will run for prez later, after the prospective candidates have had a chance to bid on his support?
    It’s an auction where you pledge your bid whether you get the item or not.

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    • revzafod says:

      “… after the prospective candidates have had a chance to bid on his support?”

      You misspelled “kiss his ass”.

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      • MDavis says:

        He does like his ass kissed, but he also seems to be in full grifting mode.
        There are also future promises to be harvested. I don’t think a politicians salary will cover TFG’s entry fee.

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  4. Even if you bless the salt it won’t be enough.

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  5. paul fredine says:

    ‘a lot of young good people’. then why is he including cruz? and is that the reason he left pence off his list?

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  6. Ivory Bill Woodpecker says:

    “Well, that oughta put the final nail in the coffin in their national ambitions. Just toss garlic into the grave and add salt.” — Tengrain

    “Hold my vodka.” — Putin

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  7. buckobear says:

    “Just toss garlic into the grave and add salt.”
    I’m voting to throw in something different … and inedible.

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