Tweet, Twit, Twat
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It’s not a surprise that Lord Damp Nut needs a social media fix, and if he owns the platform they cannot kick his orange ass off the can, so to speak:
“I do think that we’re going to see President Trump returning to social media in probably about two or three months here, with his own platform,” Trump senior adviser Jason Miller told Fox News’ “#MediaBuzz” on Sunday. “And this is something that I think will be the hottest ticket in social media, it’s going to completely redefine the game, and everybody is going to be waiting and watching to see what exactly President Trump does.”
Miller said he was unable to provide much more in terms of details at this point, but he did reveal that Trump has been having “high-powered meetings” at Mar-a-Lago with various teams regarding the venture, and that “numerous companies” have approached Trump.
“This new platform is going to be big,” Miller said, predicting that Trump will draw “tens of millions of people.”
I’m going to call BS. It’s not just that LDN is illiterate and knows nothing about technology, but he’s also dead broke (and about to be, uh, dead broker (is too a wurd!), and the costs of developing an internet service and then scaling it to have tens of millions of users is very much NOT cheap. Also, all the Red Hats want to do is own the libs, and what fun will it be if there are no libs to own? There’s no market for another Parler (there’s not a market for Parler, even), and the GQP already “owns” Facebook. So what is the market for this thing?
Trump is not a developer of anything, really, not even real estate, and has never had an original thought in his life. He licenses his name to other peoples products.
If I were a betting man, I would wager that this is a grift. There’s going to be some fundraising and fleecing of the rubes who invest in whatever this thing is.
Mock Paper Scissors 
Betting a billion trillion quatloos whatever it is called will have “Trump” in the name.
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Suckers bet.
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Imma call it either “Quitter” or “Bitter” or “Bullshitter” – that has Trump in the title by implication, right?
Rgds,
TG
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It’s going to be Big! And the Democrats are going to pay for it.
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It’s always two weeks to a couple of months with any of fat nixon’s grandiose plans, which inevitably means they will not happen. He’s just bullshitting hoping the worthless beltway media is still hooked on his every word, every useless suggestion like that of a crack fiend looking to score.
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Trump’s handlers will rig something up, he’ll blab and blab, and then it will flop. He’s powerless, whether he has a media platform or not. He can talk, but he can’t actually do anything for the minions, so why do they need him? When he failed to join the rebels and insurrectionists and denied their accusations of leaving them holding the bag on Jan 6, I think he lost a lot of followers. He may still claim his popularity, but it seems weaker every day.
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Promised by S. Miller
therefore a lie. Ain’t happening.
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dead broker
So LDN is a “Croaker Broker” now?
Trump® Cadavers?
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Not to mention the eighty trillion lines of code to write.
Or is he just gonna’ steal it?
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Dear Leader’s Platform.
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I’m ok with calling it a platform as long as there’s a trap door and a stout rope.
Rgds,
TG
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I was just going with what TFG prolly thinks he’s getting.
Your refinements have merit, though.
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They may as well name it Chaos since that will be what it turns into before it crashes and burns.
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