Drowning Man Swims To Sinking Ship

All that glitters…

Let’s begin with a mile-high look at how Twizzler is doing running the family bidness:

“Trump’s net worth is down to $2.3 billion from $3 billion when he became president, according to the Bloomberg Billionaires Index. The pandemic he promised would disappear is walloping his company, and the riot that got him impeached for a second time is wounding his brand.”

So, Twizzler has the family touch! What’s he gonna do about it?

“Former president Donald Trump’s son Eric, who runs the family’s private company, touted the potential of transforming their Doral golf resort into a gambling destination amid a quiet push among Florida Republicans to legalize casinos in areas of the state that have long opposed them.

“Although Republican legislative leaders have not yet submitted a bill, word of a proposal has spread widely enough that both supporters and opponents already are gearing up for a fight that they say could be more intense than in previous years due to Trump’s potential interest and his close relationship with Gov. Ron DeSantis (R).”

Oh, please do Twizzler. It’s worked out so well in the past:

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5 Responses to Drowning Man Swims To Sinking Ship

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    That man, tRump, I gotta tell ya, he woks non-stop around the clock, always striving to break records they say are impossible to break. SIX casino bankruptcies wasn’t enough, let’s go for Lucky # 7!

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  2. Buttermilk Sky says:

    I’ve never heard sustained cheering at a demolition before.

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  3. roket says:

    This is good news for conservative evangelical xtians living in FL. Their Messiah is about to force gambling down their throats whether they like it or not. Dog has shown him the way to handle NIMBY’s. Amen.

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  4. sos says:

    Or in Eric’s case, Stupid Man Clutches Anchor


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