Midday Palate Cleanser

Posted on March 12, 2021 by tengrain

Pro-tip: Don’t go to a by-the-pound salad bar with these jerks.

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11 Responses to Midday Palate Cleanser

  1. brucedesertrat says:
    March 12, 2021 at 12:28 pm

    I have that same enameled metal bowl, I swear…it’s even chipped in the same places! (one of the few remnants of mine and Mrs. BDR’s early life together…got a set of three nesting ones at an ‘Odd Lots’ discount store back when our other kitchen vessels were the aluminum takeout pans from Ming Hing Kitchen, the Chinese place down the street … )

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  2. Jimmy T says:
    March 12, 2021 at 12:43 pm

    Warning! Fingering the bowl during feeding time is ill-advised. Just keep the flock away…

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  3. sos says:
    March 12, 2021 at 12:45 pm

    ER MER GERD, IT’S A DERK!

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  4. Sirius Lunacy says:
    March 12, 2021 at 1:54 pm

    Tsk Tsk, no regard whatsoever for the sneeze guard.

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  5. sos says:
    March 12, 2021 at 2:13 pm

    Aaanyyy bbbody ellllse feelllling nneerrrvvvouss???? IIII sssseemmmm ttttttooo hhahaahve ggggggottten thththe ssshhhsshshsssshakes

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  6. Wesley Sandel says:
    March 12, 2021 at 2:40 pm

    I’ve eaten with human beings with worse table manners.

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  7. ozajh says:
    March 13, 2021 at 5:25 am

    And trust me on this one. That’s NOTHING compared to what you would have seen if the bowl was full of snails.

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    • MDavis says:
      March 13, 2021 at 7:54 am

      Ooh, true story. One of my aunts, one of the Mater Gardener ones, used to keep a duck just for the slugs. There weren’t a lot of snails in Gig Harbor, WA, but the slugs were everywhere and some of them were huge. Called them banana slugs.

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