News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Keep eff’ing that chicken

Bok-a-bok… what a chicken!

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11 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. roket says:

    Shew. OH dodged a bullet there.

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  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    He could always run to be the Representative from Al Capone’s vault.

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    • kwark says:

      My first thought too! I’m sure that cluster would’ve (or maybe already has) had some deeply weird alternate reality interpretation among the Q crowd.


  3. donnah says:

    As an Ohioan, I feel an overwhelming sense of relief. It’s bad enough we have Gym Jordan to apologize for.

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    • R White says:

      How is it that a paedophile like jimbo isn’t facing legal issues like that of his doctor friend who was convicted?


  4. Dennis Cole says:

    A “pondering whirlwind. Did he visualize whirled peas while during that?


  5. do you mean drinking in delight?


  6. Good. I can now resume thinking that he’s dead.


  7. spotthedog says:

    I know there wasn’t supposed to be any maths but out of curiosity I calculated G Riv’s candidacy lasted fifteen hundredths (.15) of a Scaramucci. I’m a bit disappointed, that was going to be fun. I even ordered one of those fake eyeglass-big nose-mustache thingies so I could go as G Riv next Halloween.

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  8. ming says:

    Chicken libel!

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