Bad Marketing, Cont.

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It’s spring break, I guess?

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18 Responses to Bad Marketing, Cont.

  1. MDavis says:

    Winnipeg seems kinda cold for spring break, but that’s acclimation for you.

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  2. Jimmy T says:

    As it happened, William Shatner wanted to start up a line of erotic women’s underwear. But it never caught on…

    Unfortunately, Shatner Panties wasn’t the greatest brand name…

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  3. h1n1thislittlepiggy says:

    Hide their license plate ?

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  4. E.A. Blair says:

    Where I live, there was a womancentric sex toy and exotic lingerie shop called The Tool Shed. They used to be just a couple blocks away from where I live, but they moved to an area with more traffic. They did carry a token number of toys for men, but women and transgender women are their target demographic.

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    • E.A. Blair says:

      Actually, that was and did should be is and do. They’still open, but just not in my part of town.

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    • spotthedog says:

      ‘The Tool Shed’? Did you ever go in and ask for a hoe?

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      • E.A. Blair says:

        No, I didn’t. They were neighbors, and the owners still live in the neighborhood. A bad dad joke like that would have been rather low.

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  5. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    One stop shopping…

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  6. spotthedog says:

    Delivery van making an emergency run?

    I know I’ve lived a sheltered life but I don’t understand the image on the left of the figure at what appears to be a table or desk with a box shape w/ handle on top. What does that have to do with dongs, thongs, or bongs?

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    • MDavis says:

      A cash register? that handle thing is where the price shows? Like “we are a real store, with cashiers and everything”

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      • spotthedog says:

        Oh okay, like a generic retail business image they didn’t bother to trim off before sticking it on, makes sense. Wonder if the cashier always says “Would you like to supersize that?”.

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      • E.A. Blair says:

        That “handle thing” is called a turret. I used to work for a manufacturer of cash registers.

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  7. Boris says:

    Oh, Canada!

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  8. retiredeng says:

    So the nice apartment over the meth lab is actually a bong shop?
    h/t Robin Williams

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  9. spotthedog says:

    Does Rudy need a location for his next presser?

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