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Trump, in the key of f-u.

Missouri pastor on leave after offensive sermon on wives

MALDEN, Mo. (AP) — A southeastern Missouri preacher went on leave from his church and is seeking professional counseling after giving a sermon that chastised married women who “let themselves go” and held up former first lady Melania Trump as the pinnacle of feminine beauty.

A video widely circulated on social media shows Pastor Stewart-Allen Clark’s sermon before the 1st General Baptist Church in Malden in the state’s bootheel. The sermon was roundly panned as sexist and counter to Christian teachings.

In the video, Clark berated wives who gained weight after marriage and admonished that they should look good for their husbands, adding, “it’s important that he thinks you’re hot!”

That’s not scriptural. Also: I’m sure he’s a hunka-hunka burnin’ love hisself.

“I’m not saying every woman can be the epic — the epic – trophy wife of all time like Melania Trump,” Clark said, as a photo of the former first lady appeared behind him on a screen. “Most women can’t be trophy wives, but you know … maybe you’re a participation trophy.”

Pastor Clark is gonna be wanderin’ the ol’ marital desert for the next 40 years, methinks.

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12 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Oneofthebobs says:

    Why are these men so attracted to repulsive women?

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  2. Jimmy T says:

    Of course youtube has the video if you can stand it (I’m sitting down).

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Is he going to dip into the collection plate to pay for all the plastic surgery?

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  4. seeking professional counseling

    IE: frantically googling “how to disappear because wants to murder you with just the red-hot fury emanating from her eyes”.

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  5. roket says:

    Just as I suspected. Wedding vows mean nothing to these people.

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    • They mean NOTHING. I was married to an evangelical. He was a trucker, had a woman in every town he hauled to. & THEN … he wanted to start “swinging”. To “spice up” our life. We were divorced over 20 years ago & I’m still not completely over that BS.


  6. julesmomcat says:

    …..and – he’s such a well-kept version of manliness??? HAH! There goes the Pot, calling the Kettle “black,”


  7. Buttermilk Sky says:

    “Why have the Democrats cancelled Pastor Clark?” — Tin-tray Tucker Carlson


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