The Q-Prom Starts Tonight!

Grifters Gotta Grift

Says it all

The Trump Trash Palace, er,  Hotel in DC has tripled its room rates for tonight because according to the latest conspiracy theory, tomorrow is the second inauguration of Prznint Stupid:

While conspiracy theories are unfavorable for the business of democracy, they may be good for the business of the Trump Hotel. Room rates at the former president’s namesake hotel nearly triple from March 3 to 4—aligning with the latest QAnon lorethat March 4 will mark the second inauguration of Donald Trump.

Say what?

If you are saying “huh?” at this point, then you are to be congratulated, because it means you have avoided the nonsense that is QAnon. You see, according to that ridiculous conspiracy fantasy, the United States illegally became a corporation in 1871 under the leadership of 18th president Ulysses S. Grant. And during its corporate years (150 of them!), the country illegally changed the date of the inauguration to Jan. 20. And so, what is going to happen tomorrow is that Donald Trump will return to Washington (presumably mounted on a white steed), will smash USA, Inc., and will take the oath of office on the rightful day, as the rightful successor to General Grant.

Of course, anyone who buys into this is neglecting to notice that, if QAnon is correct, Trump himself was an illegal president.

Internal consistency is not Possum Hollar’s strong suit.

Anyway, as we all know, Lord Damp Nut hisself is up to his orange eyebrows in debt, and a lot of it due to the hotel itself, and so why not fleece a few more sheep by tripling the room rates for a non-existent second inauguration because, oopsie, the USA is not a country but a corporation (hard to argue this on the merits, but…)?

Anyway, when twice-impeached LOSER Prznint Stupid is not sworn in tomorrow, what will the Q-Spiracy do? Evangelical End-Times history provides a clue each time Jeebus doesn’t come down the golden escalator to smite their enemies, er, appear: they move the date.

Simple math error.

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7 Responses to The Q-Prom Starts Tonight!

  1. Technically, this isn’t “Q-anon” nonsense, but “sovereign citizen” nonsense. Although they ARE all ‘authentic idiots’…

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  2. Scottie says:

    Hello TG. tRump plays with his cult followers similar to me pulling a string for my cat to chase and try to grab. At least my cat is able to grab the toy on the end of the string sometimes, and knows when to quit. I can not say the same for tRump’s fleeced sheep. Hugs

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  3. Bruce388 says:

    We’ll probably never know how many MAGAts are paying the inflated prices that are in effect tonight and tomorrow. But what’s $1,300 smackaroos to be a witness to History?

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  4. sos says:

    I would expect the ‘economically concerned’ to be a little more frugal.

    Join the FLEA party. FLeeced Enough Already. Also, you can keep any fleas, roaches and bedbugs you find in your tRump hotel room!

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  5. roket says:

    It helps if you have a QAnon Rage Uncle Cousin. According to my sources who wish to remain anonymous, Q followers believe that the military has been doing their own election fraud investigation in the background and will take over the country tomorrow (at 12 noon?). Followed by installing Trump as the rightful heir. Because there can be only one, or something. Then and only then will the American people be able to live happily ever after. Ramen.

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  6. Dennis Cole says:

    Meanwhile, back at the ranch, granny’s still keepin busy beatin off the Injuns, and Nancy told everyone to just chill, and take the day off. “Make sure you have plenty of ice cream stored up in your freezer, and lotsa popcorn; this could be a long, drawn-out evening filled with the prospect of more seditious insurrections.”

    And, as always, seek professional help for insurrections lasting 4 hours or longer.

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