Grifters Gotta Grift
The Trump Trash Palace, er, Hotel in DC has tripled its room rates for tonight because according to the latest conspiracy theory, tomorrow is the second inauguration of Prznint Stupid:
While conspiracy theories are unfavorable for the business of democracy, they may be good for the business of the Trump Hotel. Room rates at the former president’s namesake hotel nearly triple from March 3 to 4—aligning with the latest QAnon lorethat March 4 will mark the second inauguration of Donald Trump.
If you are saying “huh?” at this point, then you are to be congratulated, because it means you have avoided the nonsense that is QAnon. You see, according to that ridiculous conspiracy fantasy, the United States illegally became a corporation in 1871 under the leadership of 18th president Ulysses S. Grant. And during its corporate years (150 of them!), the country illegally changed the date of the inauguration to Jan. 20. And so, what is going to happen tomorrow is that Donald Trump will return to Washington (presumably mounted on a white steed), will smash USA, Inc., and will take the oath of office on the rightful day, as the rightful successor to General Grant.
Of course, anyone who buys into this is neglecting to notice that, if QAnon is correct, Trump himself was an illegal president.
Internal consistency is not Possum Hollar’s strong suit.
Anyway, as we all know, Lord Damp Nut hisself is up to his orange eyebrows in debt, and a lot of it due to the hotel itself, and so why not fleece a few more sheep by tripling the room rates for a non-existent second inauguration because, oopsie, the USA is not a country but a corporation (hard to argue this on the merits, but…)?
Anyway, when twice-impeached LOSER Prznint Stupid is not sworn in tomorrow, what will the Q-Spiracy do? Evangelical End-Times history provides a clue each time Jeebus doesn’t
come down the golden escalator to smite their enemies, er, appear: they move the date.
Simple math error.