Florida Man Has Some Thoughts, Wants to Tell Everyone About It

Florida Man

Deep thoughts from Marco Rubio, Man of Destiny!

2024 Goat Rodeo wannabe Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 75 and under the age of death, has got sumpin’ to say:

Got that?

“I’m not going to get punked into voting for a bill that helps Pelosi bail out California, that helps Schumer bail out the predator Governor of New York.”

I love this idea that the two biggest economic powerhouses of the entire United States (probably), needs to be bailed out. Where do these mooks get these talking points?

UPDATE 1: Fox News has helpfully created a topic tag for Cancel Culture.

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9 Responses to Florida Man Has Some Thoughts, Wants to Tell Everyone About It

  1. sos says:

    I take it as a sign from Dog that Geo. Washington is pooping on Marco’s head.

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  2. quakerinabasement says:

    Why aren’t those low-down, rat bastard, thievin’ Democrats more bipartisan?

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  3. roket says:

    He’s been punked for the last four years. Why stop now? The punk is also a shmuck.

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  4. Dennis Cole says:

    CA just announced that, due to their “cock-eyed, cockamamie” tax collection methods, (which is taxing the Rich, primarily,) we have managed to amass a $10.5 billion Amero SURPLUS, despite
    the yuge rise in unemployment, and a severe downturn in the other services and industries that helped compliment collections for the Budget. And this is in despite of all the nay-sayers, and “It’s the end of State, as we’ve known it” clamorers.

    Most of the largesse is being set aside for emergencies, and to help fill holes where tax revenues dwindle or shrivel, but state finance officials forecast similar numbers for next year, if not higher, as more folks get vaccinated and more businesses reopen.

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  5. Hmmmm … I wonder how much Racketeer Rubio charges for the ad-placement on his shirts and hats.

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  6. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Meanwhile, AOC jumped through hoops to raise $5 million to help Texans left out in the cold due to Republican mis-governance. They are not like us.

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  7. does he have any advice on how to drink water?

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  8. he seems to be wearing a waterproof jacket….

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  9. RWW says:

    Rubio’s only legislative claim to fame is notoriously voting against his own signature piece of immigration reform legislation after he got punked by his far right GOP colleagues. So yeah, he’s a punk alright, but he’s an even bigger idiot and a complete lightweight.

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