True story. My dad made a cannon that shoots potatoes (as well as more dangerous projectiles). Dad being a prankster used to fire the damn thing during family gatherings unannounced. For some reason mom was never amused.
There was a physics prof where I taught would build one each spring – plastic pipe & hairspray – to demonstrate parabolic trajectories, surprising everyone not in the know, and many who were. It’s not like he published a schedule. Was good times when the 25 year prez was viscously, vindictively and without provocation forced out and a military/industrial complex flunkie* installed. Physics prof promptly retired too;)
*The one who stood installed the religiously racist, misogynous, homophobic, old testament authoritarian, dominionist no doubt Trump voting sure as hell looks, sounds and no doubt smells like it bigot with half my education and half my experience into in a position to get away with harassing and ultimately forcing me to quit the career I had worked fifteen years and invested tens of thousands of dollars in educational expenses to have. Denied me the fruits of my labor, they did, my civil rights; not just the single campus but the entire Oregon University System. You have one racist asshole on your crew, your administration, your whole crew, your whole administration are racist assholes. Fuck the Ducks.
Mock Paper Scissors 
The only thing I see wrong with this is that is should have said JOHN 3:11 at the bottom.
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My potato gun was confiscated by the government.
Apparently, you’re not allowed to have weapons of mash destruction…
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True story. My dad made a cannon that shoots potatoes (as well as more dangerous projectiles). Dad being a prankster used to fire the damn thing during family gatherings unannounced. For some reason mom was never amused.
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There was a physics prof where I taught would build one each spring – plastic pipe & hairspray – to demonstrate parabolic trajectories, surprising everyone not in the know, and many who were. It’s not like he published a schedule. Was good times when the 25 year prez was viscously, vindictively and without provocation forced out and a military/industrial complex flunkie* installed. Physics prof promptly retired too;)
*The one who stood installed the religiously racist, misogynous, homophobic, old testament authoritarian, dominionist no doubt Trump voting sure as hell looks, sounds and no doubt smells like it bigot with half my education and half my experience into in a position to get away with harassing and ultimately forcing me to quit the career I had worked fifteen years and invested tens of thousands of dollars in educational expenses to have. Denied me the fruits of my labor, they did, my civil rights; not just the single campus but the entire Oregon University System. You have one racist asshole on your crew, your administration, your whole crew, your whole administration are racist assholes. Fuck the Ducks.
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Ohh, GROANNNNN!
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well, that is certainly a one-stop aisle…
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Needs alcohol to be truly one-stop.
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Pizza and potatoes, eh?
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Serpents between Bibles and Sweatpants? Seems cromulent.
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Seems Crapulent as well.
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That’s just how I wallow.
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As Kent Fossgreen said, the sign needs to be embiggened to include alcohol.
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You had me at pizza.
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Aisle 11 of the Walmart Supercenter of Colorado’s 3rd congressional district
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