News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Brief

THE CAPTION: “Vacation house of the Fuhrer. Seeing the Eagles Nest has been on my bucket list for a while, it did not disappoint. Strange to hear so many laughs and share such a good time with my brother where only 79 years ago a supreme evil shared laughs and good times with his compatriots.”

And now we must talk about Madison Cawthorn because after the Cuomo post this morning, we would be remiss if we were not equal opportunity spitballers, amiright?

Anyway, Buzzfeed did a sort of exposé on the young Hitler Fan Boi this weekend:


BuzzFeed News interviewed more than three dozen people as part of an investigation into allegations that Madison Cawthorn harassed women in college.

“BuzzFeed News spoke with more than three dozen people, including more than two dozen former students, their friends, and their relatives, who described or corroborated instances of sexual harassment and misconduct on campus, in Cawthorn’s car, and at his house near campus. Four women told BuzzFeed News that Cawthorn, now a rising Republican star, was aggressive, misogynistic, or predatory toward them. Their allegations include calling them derogatory names in public in front of their peers, including calling one woman “slutty,” asking them inappropriate questions about their sex lives, grabbing their thighs, forcing them to sit in his lap, and kissing and touching them without their consent. One of these women now works as an intern for another Republican member of Congress and passes Cawthorn in the corridors of the Capitol. According to more than a dozen people — including three women who had firsthand experience and seven people who heard about these incidents from them at the time — Cawthorn often used his car as a way to entrap and harass his women classmates, taking them on what he could call “fun drives” off campus. Two said he would drive recklessly and ask them about their virginity and sexual experiences while they were locked in the moving vehicle.”

The Buzzfeed article includes credible accusations that Cawthorn called the women nasty names, interrogated them about their sex lives, forced them to sit in his lap, grabbed and kissed them without their consent, and locked them in his car then drove them to remote areas; all of this seems worse to me than what Cuomo has been accused of. I’m not saying this as a Whaddabout, no excuses for anyone at any time from any party sexually harassing others, if proven true. But that said, whaddabout…

But, to put it bluntly, Republicans, I’ll meet your Cuomo and raise you a Cawthorn. Read the whole article, he’s a piece of work.

But there’s more Cawthorn to consider.

  • The WaPo ran a story claiming Cawthorn lied about that 2014 car crash that left him partially paralyzed. If this is true, he a real schmuck.
  • Cawthorn lied about being accepted at the Naval Academy, so he’s a self-aggrandizing schmuck.
  • He spoke at the rally right before The Stupid Coup, so he’s a dangerous, self-aggrandizing schmuck.
  • And we have not even mentioned his Hitler bucket list. Oh, wait. See the picture at the top.

And so what is Cawthorn doing about Crisis Management in what has to be a crisis moment for the young nazi-enthusiast sex fiend?

Fox News to the rescue!

And that’s a wrap.

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7 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. julesmomcat says:

    RethugliKKKans have perfected hypocrisy to a fine art.

    Liked by 3 people

  2. roket says:

    So they’re still fixated on a potato? Too bad LDN is still banned from Twitter otherwise the subject would have changed already.

    Liked by 2 people

  3. Richard Portman says:

    I’m truly sorry that he is required to use a wheelchair. I survived a few months in a long care facility. Most of the people in that place were more decent, honest, considerate and kind than this poor young man. He has a lot to learn.

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  4. spotthedog says:

    Silly Libs, only Democrats are expected to be held accountable for that sort of behavior.

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  5. donnah says:

    Cawthorn is the new Republican. He’s the face of who they are and what they want. Male-dominated, racist, misogynist, and no platform to speak of. He’s all bluster and vanity, just like Trump, but he lacks the savvy that Trump had acquired over the years. In other words, Cawthorn is a garbage human being.

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  6. MDavis says:

    He sounds like the perfect neo republican.

    Liked by 1 person

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