Happy Hour News Brief
And now we must talk about Madison Cawthorn because after the Cuomo post this morning, we would be remiss if we were not equal opportunity spitballers, amiright?
Anyway, Buzzfeed did a sort of exposé on the young Hitler Fan Boi this weekend:
The Buzzfeed article includes credible accusations that Cawthorn called the women nasty names, interrogated them about their sex lives, forced them to sit in his lap, grabbed and kissed them without their consent, and locked them in his car then drove them to remote areas; all of this seems worse to me than what Cuomo has been accused of. I’m not saying this as a Whaddabout, no excuses for anyone at any time from any party sexually harassing others, if proven true. But that said, whaddabout…
But, to put it bluntly, Republicans, I’ll meet your Cuomo and raise you a Cawthorn. Read the whole article, he’s a piece of work.
But there’s more Cawthorn to consider.
- The WaPo ran a story claiming Cawthorn lied about that 2014 car crash that left him partially paralyzed. If this is true, he a real schmuck.
- Cawthorn lied about being accepted at the Naval Academy, so he’s a self-aggrandizing schmuck.
- He spoke at the rally right before The Stupid Coup, so he’s a dangerous, self-aggrandizing schmuck.
- And we have not even mentioned his Hitler bucket list. Oh, wait. See the picture at the top.
And so what is Cawthorn doing about Crisis Management in what has to be a crisis moment for the young nazi-enthusiast sex fiend?
Fox News to the rescue!
And that’s a wrap.