Get The Hook!

 

It’s some of the worst stand-up I’ve ever seen.

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18 Responses to Get The Hook!

  1. Imagine being so panicky all your life that things like a minor re-branding of a childrens toy sends you into paroxysms of poutrage. (also, psst, ‘Mr’ and ‘Mrs’ is still right there on the label!)

    I must confess, I am unawary that the [checks notes] “Disney Corporation” was somehow ‘cancelling’ it’s founder.

    Also, your daily reminder that “conservative comedy” is an oxymoron…as in it is the comedic stylings of morons low on oxygen.

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    • tengrain says:

      The fixation on Potato Heads as some sort of avatar for trans people is so puzzing.

      The focus on cancel culture is weird, too. You’d think that people so focused on punishment would understand what are the consequences for one’s actions are; especially since they are so overwhelmingly in favor of the ultimate cancellation: the death penalty.

      I just don’t understand whatever is the conservative brain.

      Rgds,

      TG

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      • purplehead says:

        I’ll say that fixation they have is putzing.

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      • They are not focused on “punishment” so much as “punishment of other people” aka “Hurting the people they’re supposed to be hurting” That is NOT something new to conservatives!

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      • MDavis says:

        You don’t understand the conservative brain? Their cult leader is an outed narcissist. Apply the narcissist template to everything they do and I think you’ll see very few outliers. Keep in mind that they seem to bow to the head narcissist but expect to be the head narcissist in their own smaller worlds.
        Consider the pigeon, know to be displayed as an example of the pecking order. The new symbol of that party should be the pigeon, and not in a good way.

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  2. roket says:

    They are all Mr. Potatoe Head now.

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  3. mellowjohn says:

    Gaetz is looking more and more like he should be hosting The Dating Game, circa 1986.

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  4. HarpoSnarx says:

    Yo Mattie. “Spud” ain’t you!

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  5. spotthedog says:

    Big thanks to Hasbro for timely giving the idiots something quite meaningless to blabber about.

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    • spotthedog says:

      They are so pathetic I’m going to throw them a bone, free of charge; “The company should change its name to ‘Was-bro’! Hey, hello, is this thing on?”.

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  6. Oneofthebobs says:

    Ironic, with so many sex less potato heads at CPAC.

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  7. Dennis Cole says:

    “Yes, this is Karen, and I DEMAND to speak to the Head Potato!”

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  8. spotthedog says:

    New toy idea; Mr. Orange Head.

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    • MDavis says:

      If the male orange tree fertilizes the orange flowers to make the seed bearing fruit and the orange is the seed bearing fruit, that would make all the Mr. Orange Heads trannys.

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  9. Buttermilk Sky says:

    This is the same crowd that lost its fecal contents over a gay TeleTubby, isn’t it?

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    • tengrain says:

      That was dead Jerry Falwell who lost his merde over a chubby purple teletubby with a bag.

      I think it was his own resemblance to said teletubby that really set ol’ Falwell off.

      Rgds,

      TG

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