H/T Scissorhead Skinny-D
This week the US Senate is holding hearings about the Stupid Coup, you know, because if we can learn what happened on January 6, maybe we can prevent it from happening again.
Behold! We learn something new: Sen. RoJo is a few pennies short of a nickel!
Now, RoJo’s conspiracy theories fly sort of in the face of the evidence, what with more than 250 people indicted many/most of whom said that they were only following Hair Füror’s orders (and where have we heard that before?), and many of those arrested are devotees of Q and honestly believed that they were fighting against cannibal pedophile Democrats at the behest of twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid, others were Proud Boys (and proud boys-lite, Hi Josh Hawley!).
Previously, as you know, RoJo said that the Stupid Coup was not an armed revolution, which is exactly what it was, but you know: RoJo gotta johnson us all.
UPDATE 1: Probably checking room rates somewhere not in Texas?
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Sen. RoJo is a few pennies short of a nickel!
Which is in no way related to his obvious heavy metal poisoning*.
*Mostly Cognitive Deterioration.
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method crisis actors…deeply committed to the role!
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Yesterday, I heard Rojo referred to as “Ron Anon”.
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[A] few pennies short of a nickel … snort. Why have I never heard that?
Most of us know about a few cans short of a six-pack, Old Loggers know about being a few sticks shy of a full load, how sometimes not all the puppies bark but a few pennies short of a nickel – wo … that is a thing of beauty. Need be more widely disseminated.
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Addendum: also a blog post
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RoJo’s bus is able to run over large groups of his constituents in a single thump.
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