Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Captain Queeg Will Find The Strawberries:

He’s even more nuts than I thought.

“This investigation is a continuation of the greatest political Witch Hunt in the history of our Country, whether it was the never ending $32 million Mueller hoax, which already investigated everything that could possibly be investigated, ‘Russia Russia Russia,’ where there was a finding of ‘No Collusion,’ or two ridiculous ‘Crazy Nancy’ inspired impeachment attempts where I was found NOT GUILTY. It just never ends!” former President Donald Trump expressed.

So now, for more than two years, New York City has been looking at almost every transaction I’ve ever done, including seeking tax returns which were done by among the biggest and most prestigious law and accounting firms in the U.S. The Tea Party was treated far better by the IRS than Donald Trump. The Supreme Court never should have let this “fishing expedition” happen, but they did.

This is something which has never happened to a President before, it is all Democrat-inspired in a totally Democrat location, New York City and State, completely controlled and dominated by a heavily reported enemy of mine, Governor Andrew Cuomo.

These are attacks by Democrats willing to do anything to stop the almost 75 million people (the most votes, by far, ever gotten by a sitting president) who voted for me in the election—an election which many people, and experts, feel that I won. I agree!

The new phenomenon of “headhunting” prosecutors and AGs—who try to take down their political opponents using the law as a weapon—is a threat to the very foundation of our liberty. That’s what is done in third world countries. Even worse are those who run for prosecutorial or attorney general offices in far-left states and jurisdictions pledging to take out a political opponent. That’s fascism, not justice—and that is exactly what they are trying to do with respect to me, except that the people of our Country won’t stand for it.

In the meantime, murders and violent crime are up in New York City by record numbers, and nothing is done about it. Our elected officials don’t care. All they focus on is the persecution of President Donald J. Trump.

I will fight on, just as I have, for the last five years (even before I was successfully elected), despite all of the election crimes that were committed against me. We will win!

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18 Responses to Some Fries With Your Stupid?

  1. Twitter withdrawal is an ugly ugly thing.

    This long form ranting just doesn’t have the sheer straight-to-the-pleasure-centers electric hit of seeing those retweets and likes coming his way, and then watching All The Important People talking about him all day on teevee.

    I’m quite honestly deeply surprised he hasn’t gone on a rally tour just to maintain, or become a 24/7 call-in pest on Fox, NewsMax and Onanism, I mean OANN.

    His lawyers must have him tranked up and crated like a wild rhinocerous being moved to a preserve.

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    • If he’s already crated up, they should move him to his personal version of the Truman Show already.
      Pretty sure someone did some heavy proofing, there weren’t enough sentence fragments and weirding words to be true Drumpf copy.

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  2. buckobear says:

    Shorter version: “I’m still not a crook.”
    … and as far as headhunting goes, does anyone really want to see what’s under the (maybe fake) hair?

    Liked by 3 people

  3. roket says:

    Film at 11

    Poor Pitiful me Me ME by Donald J Trump

    Directed by Donald J Trump
    Produced by Donald J Trump
    Executive Producer Donald J Trump
    Staring Donald J Trump
    Choreographer Donald J Trump
    Music by Donald J Trump
    Send all your monies to Donald J Trump
    yadda yadda yadda

    Liked by 4 people

  4. Ten Bears says:

    I’m finding finding an image of a drooling idiot available for download.

    Wassup wit’at … ?

    Liked by 2 people

  5. H-Bob says:

    “The new phenomenon of “headhunting” prosecutors” — Kenneth Starr, that spring chicken, is calling on the rotary phone !

    Liked by 3 people

  6. Jimmy T says:

    Herman Wouk (woke?) wrote “The Caine Mutiny” in 1951. The Washington Post’s Richard Cohen referenced it to LDN and his admin back in 2017, and noted the many similarities between the book and LDN. Well worth a read…

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  7. Redhand says:

    This anal expulsive rant is proof positive that he’s scared shitless.


    Liked by 2 people

  8. spotthedog says:

    The Former Guy seems unhappy.

    Liked by 3 people

  9. Wesley Sandel says:

    F-ck Donald if he can’t take a joke.

    Liked by 1 person

  10. osirisopto says:

    Please pass the popcorn.

    Liked by 1 person

  11. osirisopto says:

    CPAC is paying him $100K to whine and cry about his butt hurt.

    He’s probably never been happier.

    Liked by 2 people

  12. Ava Middleton says:

    What an utter fucking idiot.


    • Redhand says:

      Vicious criminal and sadist sings “Poor Poor Pitiful Me.”

      What he should sing, but never will, is this.

      “If you do the crime you must handle the time.”

      Liked by 1 person

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