News That Will Drive You To Drink

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More departure from reality ahead: 58% of Lord Damp Nut’s supporters say the January 6 Stupid Coup was actually… Antifa:

Most Trump voters embrace a version of events on Jan. 6 that has been debunked by independent fact checkers and law enforcement agencies.
Asked to describe what happened during the assault on the Capitol, 58% of Trump voters call it “mostly an antifa-inspired attack that only involved a few Trump supporters.” That’s more than double the 28% who call it “a rally of Trump supporters, some of whom attacked the Capitol.”  Four percent call it “an attempted coup inspired by President Trump.”
Law enforcement investigations found no evidence of a role by antifa, a loose alliance of leftist, anti-fascist groups that have staged demonstrations in some cities, particularly on the West Coast. Most of those arrested in the assault Jan. 6 identified themselves as Trump supporters.

The Stupid Coup rioters are now cancelled. They won’t even get credit for insurrection from their peers.

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9 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    First thing you do with your brand-spankin-new AntiFa membership card is you burn that sumbitch, coz you don’t want no one knowin your a member, remember? And don’t go memorizin your membership #, or your account #, coz that can easily be tortured outta ya. Same goes for your password, and any other evidence that could connect you to any of your AntiFa brethren and cistern.

    If you meet a fellow AntiFa in public, remember to just act how the Baptists do, when they meet one another at a strip-joint, er, “Gentlemen’s Club.”

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  2. Jimmy T says:

    Yeah, I’m not surprised. Going back to 9/11, did the Iraqis have anything to do with it? Not just no, but hell no they didn’t. 14 of 16 highjackers came from the Sand Kingdom, and the money trail had Saudi fingerprints all over it, but the Bushes (Republicans) and the Bin Ladens (Saudi royalty) were long time business partners (Arbusto Energy), and the Sand Kingdom was enormously wealthy so they couldn’t be blamed. So Lord Chaney ET AL, pointed their stubby little fingers towards Iraq and said something about yellow cake and aluminum tubes, so we kicked the sh*t out of Iraq (Lancet Medical Journal estimated that we were responsible for nearly a million deaths there), and let Osama Bin Laden go unscathed (until Obama got him)…

    Same thing going on with the 01/06 debacle. Republicans are quick to point fingers at antifa or BLM or the Democratic Covid-19 hoax when it suits their goals the facts not be just damned, but dismissed out of hand. I’ve long thought that inconvenient facts are anathema to the modern GQP, as well as to many evangelicals. They truly are the enemy within. Not sure how to deprogram them, if we don’t find a way we may have to fight them…

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  3. Big Bad bald Bastard says:

    They were looking for soup in the Capitol, soup for their families.

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  4. roket says:

    I believe you’ll find that even more Drumph supporters believe he was sent by gawd.

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