H/T @NamelessCynic on the tweeting machine
Know your rights, sheeple!!1!
I can’t make a decision without knowing the alternative.
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Aw, hell – just stuff me in a big black plastic sack, and toss me in a hole in the ground, and cover me up, when I’m done.
WHEN I’M DONE, I said!
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🎵“Don’t Fence Provided Container me innn”🎶
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So a guy brings his pregnant wife to the hospital. She’s shouting in pain, “Wouldn’t, Shouldn’t Couldn’t!” The nurse on duty said, “sorry I can’t understand you.” The woman further shouted, “Can’t, won’t, Don’t!” Exasperated the nurse turns to doctor who says “Admit her she’s having contractions.”—apologies
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Dad Jokes (quite literally).
And in the case of it being the uncle, he woulda named the twins Denise and Denephew, while mom was recovering. Just to be helpful.
Stephen Miller would have used “REFUGEES”
Would the Refugees be a really bad cover band ?
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