So a guy brings his pregnant wife to the hospital. She’s shouting in pain, “Wouldn’t, Shouldn’t Couldn’t!” The nurse on duty said, “sorry I can’t understand you.” The woman further shouted, “Can’t, won’t, Don’t!” Exasperated the nurse turns to doctor who says “Admit her she’s having contractions.”—apologies
I can’t make a decision without knowing the alternative.
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Aw, hell – just stuff me in a big black plastic sack, and toss me in a hole in the ground, and cover me up, when I’m done.
WHEN I’M DONE, I said!
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🎵“Don’t
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So a guy brings his pregnant wife to the hospital. She’s shouting in pain, “Wouldn’t, Shouldn’t Couldn’t!” The nurse on duty said, “sorry I can’t understand you.” The woman further shouted, “Can’t, won’t, Don’t!” Exasperated the nurse turns to doctor who says “Admit her she’s having contractions.”—apologies
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Ohhh, GROANNNN!
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Dad Jokes (quite literally).
Rgds,
TG
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And in the case of it being the uncle, he woulda named the twins Denise and Denephew, while mom was recovering. Just to be helpful.
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Stephen Miller would have used “REFUGEES”
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Would the Refugees be a really bad cover band ?
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