Our Failed Political Press
The Spice Must Flow
Upchuck is only asking the questions, guys:
What is the [GQP’s] message and identity (outside of devotion to Trump and “owning the libs”)? Is it really a new working-class party (but one that still pursues big tax cuts for the wealthy)? Is it for limited government (even though it enacted unprecedented spending and deficits during the Trump Era?)
Where will its money come from? (Not only did Adelson pass away, but the Koch network is no longer fully aboard the GOP train. And the U.S. Chamber of Commerce has embraced Biden’s Covid-19 relief plan.)
What happens if Trump doesn’t run in 2024, which is always a possibility?
And here’s maybe the biggest question of all for the GOP: If it takes back control of the federal government — the House, Senate and the White House — how does it govern?
It’s one thing to win majorities in our polarized country, it’s another to know what you want to do with those majorities.
And he’ll have a full panel of GQP apparatchiks on Sunday who will all have talking points to address his questions (none of which, you will note, actually have tangible and actionable answers) and agree that the future looks sunny.
Meanwhile, nothing about the Democrats because they don’t exist in Upchuck’s world.
Nothing about the DIms because [extended whining ensues] “They’re boooooorrring! They’re no fun! They’re just WORKING, like they’re GROWN-UPS or something…” [Stomps off to his bedroom, slams door, flops down on his bed with a hugely exaggerated sigh]
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Noted donkey phallater Upchuck along with the many other overrated stenographers within the worthless media are pissed that they have to do actual research and legwork on various current issues that need addressing since handsome joe and his staffers don’t have the time to waste shitposting on Twitter while golfing or watching fox noise…
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More of an elephant fellator, but point taken.
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“….watching fox noise” …..Fux Noise.
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Upchuck cannot do actual research and legwork.
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If it’s Sunday, it’s Republican.
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Ain’t that the truth! — TG
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Speaking through his chin merkin makes Chuck Todd incomprehensible. Shriek up!
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Chin merkin!!! – you totally get 1/13 of 1/17th of a bonus point!
Well played!
Rgds,
TG
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Ladies and gentlemen, Schmuck Fraud previewing the next episode of Meet the Qpublicans.
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shit eatin monkey’s in a food fight
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It’s a fact that when Republicans are in the majority, the Sunday morning talk show guests are Republicans. And when the Democrats are in the majority, the guests are Republicans.
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Aren’t those good Xtian Repubs supposed to be in church?
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And pass up an opportunity to receive a sloppy bj from upchuck?
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What’s the logic (if any), I wonder? “Well, Republicans are in charge, so we need to feature them in order to get their views on running things. And when Democrats are in charge, we need to feature Republicans in order to get the opposing point of view.” Basically, then, their job is to get on their knees and swallow Qpublican mushrooms right down to the hairy root (pardon my lapse into vulgarity).
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