Lindsey To Go To Merde-a-Lardo

“A simple camisole with tap pants. What are you wearing at Ted’s sleep-over?”

The official court eunuch of the Fourth Reich, Senatorette Lindsey Graham is packing his bags and heading to Merde-a-Lardo on his own Mission: Impossible –

As Trump’s latest intra-party feud rages, Sen. Graham heads to Mar-a-Lago on a peace mission

“…According to a person familiar with his plans, Graham plans to spend his time on the golf course with Trump — ideally convincing the former president that regaining congressional majorities for Republicans will help bolster his own presidential legacy. This person said Graham wants to be “constructive,” urging Trump to use his influence for the party’s good.”

Uh-huh. Senatorette Graham, of all people, should know that Lord Damp Nut only does what Lord Damp Nut wants.

“A staunch ally of Trump’s, Graham has said in recent weeks he is concerned with how the feud between Trump and McConnell will affect Republicans’ chances in next year’s midterm elections.

“They’re now at each other’s throat,” Graham said on Fox News this week. “I’m more worried about 2022 than I’ve ever been. I don’t want to eat our own.”

Senatorette Graham thinks he has the key to unlock amply be-chinned Mitch’s and The Donald’s hearts remains a mystery. Also: do any of them have hearts? I think this will not end well, but the comedy should be gold.


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12 Responses to Lindsey To Go To Merde-a-Lardo

  1. buckobear says:

    LDN said that he could shoot someone and get away with it. Probably be congratulated if the victim was mcconnel, eh?

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  2. sos says:

    The complete and utter fracturing and ultimate destruction of the Republican Party is an excellent ending in my book.

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  3. R White says:

    After seeing where both mccarthy & scalise made last minute, unscheduled jaunts down to flor-I-duh to offer up untold concessions to fat nixon, what’s the point of lady g doing the same while intimately knowing that fat nixon will never honor such agreements since he considers enacting revenge on his enemies like mcconnell the ultimate political power play & is pissed that legal authorities have started filing necessary lawsuits against the vulgar, incompetent f*ck?

    I don’t see how, but maybe lady g is an incredibly talented trick behind closed doors…

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  4. Buttermilk Sky says:

    I’m surprised Lapdog Lindsey got an appointment with the president-in-exile since he told Hannity that McConnell was “indispensable to Trump’s success.” Trump thinks it’s the other way around, that he alone got Moscow Mitch an eighth term in the Senate. I wonder what sort of hostess gift he’ll bring to Florida — some turbo-charged Adderall? Pence’s witness-protection address? A faked video where the mob does unspeakable things to Pelosi/AOC/Liz Cheney? What do you get the man who has everything?

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  5. Redhand says:

    “Court Eunuch.”

    You nail it, man!

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