The official court eunuch of the Fourth Reich, Senatorette Lindsey Graham is packing his bags and heading to Merde-a-Lardo on his own Mission: Impossible –
“…According to a person familiar with his plans, Graham plans to spend his time on the golf course with Trump — ideally convincing the former president that regaining congressional majorities for Republicans will help bolster his own presidential legacy. This person said Graham wants to be “constructive,” urging Trump to use his influence for the party’s good.”
Uh-huh. Senatorette Graham, of all people, should know that Lord Damp Nut only does what Lord Damp Nut wants.
“A staunch ally of Trump’s, Graham has said in recent weeks he is concerned with how the feud between Trump and McConnell will affect Republicans’ chances in next year’s midterm elections.
“They’re now at each other’s throat,” Graham said on Fox News this week. “I’m more worried about 2022 than I’ve ever been. I don’t want to eat our own.”
Senatorette Graham thinks he has the key to unlock amply be-chinned Mitch’s and The Donald’s hearts remains a mystery. Also: do any of them have hearts? I think this will not end well, but the comedy should be gold.